Dude my shoulder hurts a bit lol

>Dude my shoulder hurts a bit lol
>Guess i better dab on my childhood friends and go to super heaven lmao

What in the fuck was his problem?

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in the book he still has nightmares, occasionally falls ill and feels the burden of the ring even though its gone. going to valinor is the only way he can truly heal and feel better

also elf pusi

what even is valinor? i never got that

I thought frodo was a homo?

Gandalf was gay and needed to convince a hobbit catamite to accompany him.

then elf cock faggot

Unearthly realm where the elves and many, many beings like Gandalf live.

Valinor is the place where the Valar and Maiar (divine spirits / gods, but not really) and various assorted elves live. It's called the "Undying Lands" because the people there literally don't die. Valinor and the entire continent that it sits on (Aman) was removed from the physical world at the end of the second age because men couldn't keep their shit together. Now it can only be accessed by elven ships that travel the "straight road." Sort of a rainbow bridge allegory.

ethnostate

So... it's like heaven... but you're still alive?

Is it worth reading the books? One time I tried to read it but got bored then stopped.

DUDE THIS BURDEN OF BEING ABLE TO GO INVISIBLE IS SO HEAVY ON MY HEART I THINK ILL GO AND BE THE SMALLEST MANLET IN HEAVEN

Based Frodo cucking Sam and his 3 incher.

No, mortals eventually die when they go there, but it's peaceful and full of angels and stuff where you can rest and heal.

>It's called the "Undying Lands" because the people there literally don't die.

Yes and no. You make it sound like Valinor itself was a source of immortality, which was not the case. Mortal beings such as Frodo and Bilbo that were granted passage, would still die normally there.

See Should've specified.

How come Gandalf was inceling it up for Galadrield on the hobbit films but barely seem to give a fuck about her on the LOTR films?

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hit it then quit it

He never even meets Galadriel in LotR except for the very end and by then he's Gandalf the White Chad and not the Gandalf the Grey Virgin

I only have a vague memory of watching these films and I'll never watch them again.

Your loss, faggot

Hackson did way too much meth during the Hobbit. He basically started making shit up.

must feel bad being you

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Sam goes too. They both died there

what the fuck was tolkien thinking

based desu

Honestly if you’ve seen the films you’re not missing much not reading the books. However I absolutely loved the Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales, so if you think you’d be into all the history of middle earth and that then check those out. Because 10 Amazon’s combined couldn’t justify enough money to make a decent adaptation.

lord of reddit

Sam goes there too because he was a ringbearer but not before marrying the hottest shortstack in the Shire, having like 13 kids and becoming the Mayor of Hobbiton.

Virgin Frodo vs Chad Samwise

You forget the part about Frodo being stabbed by a morgul blade and having worn the ring on multiple occasions.

merry dol! ring a dong dillo!

lmao 15 sad nerds talking about a fucking dwarf faggot