I'm about to watch this

I'm about to watch this.
What will I think?

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little too heavy on the metaphors

Unironically the movie will end and you'll think of this post and Sneed

5 mins in, is this about the dangers of incels?

It's about society and how far the guy will go to keep the girl.

the ending is hilarious

First half is great. After that it goes into typical A24 pseud shit territory.

What if the entrie planet was autistic instead of Zig Forums?

...the movie.

pretty good

first time seeing an a24 movie.
wanted to turn it off at "we only dance alone that's why we listen to electronic music"
would be great kino so far if it wasn't for the bad writing.

>wanted to turn it off at "we only dance alone that's why we listen to electronic music"
why, did it hit a little too close to home?

big sloppa shit.

nobody acts like that. it's bad writing.
not the guy you replied to btw and i like the movie overall. kino soundtrack

first half is pretty funny
second part is fairly meandering, don't know if I would say turn it off but it's very different

>Loner Leader: Where were you? I was looking for you.
>David: I was masturbating behind those trees over there.

Kino dialogue.

>nobody acts like that.
that’s the entire movie
>it’s bad writing.
Writing doesn’t dictate acting and direction
You’re a bonafide retard

It's really good but as soon as it turns into a love story about halfway through, just turn it off

Is Colin Farrel /ourguy/

Literally Kafkaesque

>nobody acts like that. it's bad writing.
It's a fictional movie. Real people don't usually act like how they act in a Shakespeare play either, are you going to call that bad writing too?

>nobody acts like that. it's bad writing.
if this is what you unironically think, just turn it off. there's no hope for you.

Colin with a belly is super cute

no it's just too on the nose. This movie so far is like a parody of a satire.... if that makes sense?
I'm really not sure if it's a comedy.
Are all A24 movies this ambiguous in their ironic undertones? I can see where the whole "wypipo cray-zee!" meme comes from though.

I loved this movie. It felt so different compared to the usual schlock of crap constantly getting released in theaters. I liked the deliberate way everyone spoke in the movie. It felt weird and helped give more depth to the idea of how people interact and have relationships in that future. I respect Colin Farrell more now.

cope. it's bad writing cause it's what a cringy teen would say

Bros... why didn't he rape the shit out of Léa Seydoux at that one part? No red-blooded man could have helped himself especially given the circumstance.

idk why he didn't bone the maid 2bh

I enjoyed it. The first half was the strongest, I loved all the stuff at the facility.

very kino; the whole set design, costumes, dialogue ambeince. Reminded me a lot of how Gattaca look/felt.
Movie definitely had a weaker 3rd act but overall this is as said much, MUCH better than the regular hollywood nonsense. Pretty evident by how many high profile actors are involved.

3.5./5 would probably not watch again but would recommend

>tfw no French anal girlfriend

I yearn.

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