Walk into theatre lobby

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demand to speak to their manager next time you suspect the kino host isn't telling you everything.

Poasting in the best thread on Zig Forums right now

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>walk into kino theatre
>sit down at the back because I don't like the feeling of people looking at me
>halfway through the film the main female lead stops, looks at me and starts pointing
>calls me an incel and tells me to get the fuck out
>says she won't continue the movie until I leave
>moviegoers begin to jeer and throw their popcorn and drinks at me and I have to run out of the movie

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OP seriously, have fucking sex.

>he goes to the kinoplex

Embarrassing

good
all incels should be shot

Yeah? From what?

from blinding, dazzling heights

This. All males who fail to have sex before the age of 16 should be lined up in the street, publicly humiliated, castrated, and then forced to dig their own graves before being shot and forgotten about.

All you peopl are lose , ever seen women private part even ??

>going to a movie theatre

no

>walk into theatre lobby
>about to buy Kino tickets
>ask cashier if the movie is The Snyder Cut
>she understands perfectly
>explain to her the difference between Joss' hackjob and Zack's intricate visual metaphor
>she nods in agreement
>pull printed screenshots out of my wallet to show her the difference
>she bites her lip and writes her number on the back
>watch film
>it's pure fucking kino

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Dangerously based

you should've already known it was reddit because of the female cashier. females are reddit.

>Reddit movie starts
>screen is black
>sound queue for overwhelming excitement face plays
>jaws drop everywhere
>necks push toward screen
>everyone turning their face to each other to telegraph their excitement like rows of happy sunflowers
>on screen, a single point of light grows until one can barely recognize the features of sir Patrick Stuart
>silence sweeps the theater
>The faces are still pulled into visceral mockeries of appreciation, but they remain stone still. It’s all just too much to take in.
>Patrick opens his mouth to speak, but pauses. His gentility demands silence.
>rows of people stretch forward, inclining an ear toward the screen in desperation to avoid the shame of failing to digest every vibration of an utterance of a British man
>he says ‘merry Christmas’
>suddenly the rear doors burst open and Santa rides into the aisle and elves roll in on either side handing out Nintendo switches and Funko Pop dolls
>several audience members die immediately of aneurisms, many faint from the pain of herniated intestines, and the rest devoted all their focus to appearing grateful to Santa and lost control of their sphincter, damning everyone

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>this appears to be an off-topic thread! where are the janitors!!!

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>Mom comes upstairs and has the 8th talk this week about how I need to get a job
>Pull basedjack mask out of my pocket
>Put it on and repeat everything she said back to her while screaming
>She leaves my room crying

i only go to my small town family theatre when nobody is there watching movies to watch movies. its so fucking comfy guys. having the whole place to yourself. you can even smoke ciggies in there

>knods head to get this smelly autist to leave
>he does not leave and starts mumbling about something
>he pulls out a big piece of folded printer paper
>he stands there and waits for a reaponse while te back of the line tell him to fuck off
>kindly tell him to leave we have people waiting
>shuffles off like a penguin in his over sized pants and smelly hoodie and can feel the stench waft towards his direction like a curse has been lifted
>everyone cheers the dirty autistic goblin is gone

Absolute chad move

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>taxi guy
hes not a taxi driver

>enter kinoplex through backdoor held open by robert
>he passes me my popping corn and butter ladle
>"enjoy the kino"
>"y-you too"