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>Jake doesn't get tortured to death for staying on DS9 after the Dominion took over
>even gets to run around taking notes and trying to do interviews
Weyoun had the patience of a saint holy shit.
based
>Computer, create a perfect replica of the Enterprise-D complete with an interactive crew and believable mission scenarios.
>Create infinite overlapping replicas, which cause anyone attempting to cancel out the program to be brought to a holographic replica of the holodeck. Make replicas of crew members persist after the false cancellation of the program. Disable safety protocols and save program as "Riker Solipsism".
>Commander Riker, this is Lieutenant Barclay. You are urgently needed in holodeck 1.
TOS > TNG > >TAS > VOY > DS9 > ENT > A dog's maggot infested shit > everything else
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POST HIS LITTLE WHITE DICK
TNG > TOS > TAS > DS9 > LD > ENT > VOY > everything else
If I recall correctly, the lore on the Galaxy class is that they built 6 ships, plus partially built 6 more which were then put in storage in a state where they could be rapidly brought to completion if they were needed.
I think losing half of the original ships plus the Dominion War would count as an urgent need. Those ones probably weren't rigged for scanning space anomalys either.
DSN sucks
Dumbcuck ABSOLUTELY SEETHING right now because of lower decks KINO
That's what the ENT ship should have been
He'll delete his channel any day now thanks to your counter-shilling user. All those Doomcuck fans who were never here in the first place are much less here now. Bravo.
>The Galaxy class was rarely seen leading anything other than when the Enterprise was around because there weren't many of them - they built eight, two were lost, and a third was meant to be lost in Best of Both Worlds but the final script omitted mention of it.
Flagships are not meant to be common anyway. How many regular fleets comprises starfleet? Either way, it doesn't explain why none of those eight Galaxy-class were carrying flag officers. Instead, one of them explodes while it's dindu captain was babbling on the viewscreen during a crisis and the other bellyflops into a forest without her captain while being steered by the ship's useless counselor (they should have let Guinan drive since they let her do all the counseling), having been compromised by two feckless Klingon women.
The obvious conclusion staring us all in the face was that the Galaxy-class was not yet reliable and consequently, generally not sent on important missions. We're led to believe they are important, but they usually weren't. We should have gotten a Galaxy-class refit and the ship should have been allowed to come into her own.
No dude, it had to look like a knockoff Akira or else how would anyone ever know it was Star Trek??
>Either way, it doesn't explain why none of those eight Galaxy-class were carrying flag officers.
It's possible the definition of flagship changed. Picard says it it in the context of it being the most prominent, important ship. Further, Picard often acts as a task force leader / Fleet Captain in the events of Redemption Part II and Descent Part I.
Star Trek: Lower Ducks
fucking kek
I mean, a 50% (possibly 66%) mortality rate less than 10 years into their planned 100 year life spans, some of it was freak circumstance but it did point to Starfleet needing to do a rethink on the class.
The Sovereign is pretty much a direct answer to what happened to the Galaxy class - it's less flexible but a lot more survivable in a tip of the spear role in exchange, with the similarly well armed Akira class beginning to supplant the surviving Excelsiors.
I am offended by the >implication that Donald and kin were in any way "lower"
Alright lads. I just watched The Inner Light for the first time in my life and it brought a tear to my eye.
It's just Picard on a a holodeck playing the destruction of Krypton game.
>going to the trouble of cubing that watermelon
Don't ask me how I know you got one that wasn't particularly good, and thus wasted your time. Also, who the fuck cubes watermelon besides people with a phobia of eating with their hands?
The one where Ro Laren joins the Maquis got more of a reaction from me.
Now you can look up the sequel story the writer of that episode wrote called "The Outer Light"
no one thinks your constant Ro spamming is clever. It's fine to have a flawed waifu of your own, but you don't need to force her on everyone.
>She's not even liked by most of the crew
I didn't see any indication that that's the case, and even then at least Archer's obvious, GLARING flaws are at least recognized by the show. Mariner is a reckless obnoxious loudmouth who is also ALWAYS RIGHT (she even says as much), and has an answer for absolutely everything. Had the whole ferengi thing in episode two been played straight it would have been at least acceptable and reinforce the message of the episode (starfleet needs all kinds of people), but no, she even had that shit up her sleeve.
TNG=DS9>TOS>ENT>STD>TAS>ST>VOY>PIC
did you thank mommy for the cut watermelon?
Quick, guess the Trek planet.
TNG = TOS Films > TOS > DS9 = VOY > TNG Films > ENT = Kelvinverse Films > TAS > STD > PIC > DEK
The one where the crew mucks up the first contact mission and riker fucks an alien in the hospital
>TAS that low
>STD and PIC above LD
Fake list.
He was more useful as a pawn than he was dead. Worst case scenario they could use him as a hostage against Sisko.
>women should be presented as capable of being in the wrong
>and made to take responsibility for it and not blame-shift
Ask me how I know you don't understand or perhaps even like women. Why are you trying to ruin them by turning them into perpetually-inferior versions of men with all this legacy childbearing baggage? The goal should be getting women out of men's roles, not trying to get tv to do "female heroes" better. Then again, showing female protagonists with nuance and realism would utterly turn off the target audience, so i suppose it's a moo point, which is to say, fit only for cows like the neckbeards obsessed with Ripley from Aliens.
Angel One
TAS sucks