I’d love to fuck her in the '70s

I’d love to fuck her in the '70s

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She lives right around here. Apparently she wanders around town and talks about aliens in her backyard. I thought it'd be kinda cool to go down there and try to fuck her. Wouldnt that be cool to say you fucked Shelley Duvall? I dont have a car though and its like 30 miles away or something. She lives in Blanco and I'm in Austin.

This is what my robot maid will look like.

You only find her appealing because you know that you're too ugly/poor to ever fuck an actual hot woman. It's so unrealistic that you can't even self-insert in fantasies, so you have to resort to simping over uggos like Shelly instead. It's sad, really.

Yeha she's so hot I would fuck her right in the 70s mmm

this. bitch is ghoulish

Why is it sad? Everything has a place and everything in its place.

There is a strange threshold of ugly that transcends traditional beauty and somehow makes the penis wiggle. Not achievable by many

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dude

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Exactly. How high could her standards be? And what about loyalty to her? She's brought a lot of joy to me through her films. I feel like I owe her at least a few sexual favors. Or help her find the aliens. Whatever she wants.

>Wouldnt that be cool to say you fucked Shelley Duvall?
Not since perhaps the 1990s would that have been a cool thing to admit

Looks like a female styx

And what about responsibility? You dont feel any sort of sexual responsibility towards her happiness at all?

No one cares name fag

Oh well, all the more Shelley snatch for me I guess.

No one cares about your stupid larping, pathetic attention whore

>I’d love to fuck her in the '70s
Careful what you wish for

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You're acting like I made the thread here. You gotta dream big first.

> fuck her in the '70s
you sick fuck

Born Shelley Alexis Duvall
July 7, 1949 (age 71)
Fort Worth, Texas, U.S.
Education South Texas Junior College
Partner(s) Paul Simon (1976–1978)

What is his deal with Texas chicks and even specifically DFW women? Now he's married to Edie Brickell

Paul Simon and Shelley Duvall

Huh

Yeah and Edie Brickell is from Dallas. wtf

I think when the pandemic's over Shelley''s gonna be ready to party, so this is the perfect time to start planning.

>I will never go back in time and save Shelley Duval
Fucking Kubric, fat Jewish piece of shit.

>actual namefag posting his diary ITT. Please go back to mu.

What is your deal? Names are better. If we had thread ID's I wouldnt do it but its better this way.

she was too sweet and skelly to fuck, I just want to be nice to her

Right, and now she's plump and grumpy.

Daily reminder to watch more Robert Altman

>I’d love to fuck her in the '70s
She's gotta be in her 70's by now. I'd say you have a shot.

You jest, but this is ironically the white guy version of the black dudes who rape old ladies in nursing homes. They don't rape them because they have a fetish for old white women. They rape them because in their minds, when that old white lady was a young white lady, she wouldn't even give them the time of day. Fucking women "for the story" is one step above fucking women for blood libel. I wouldn't even do "any port in a storm" sex. Never ever fuck a woman you don't want to.

No its fucking a celebrity for the story. Big difference. And thats only a small reason. It would be a novelty just for myself. Apparently you guys dont care so I can go ahead and cross that off the list.

Have you seen a picture of her recently?

Never fuck a woman you don't want to, user. Not "for the story". Not "beer goggles". Not even your female boss hitting on you. You can fuck a lot of women and do it often, but if you aren't into them, they'll know and you'll know and the universe will know and it has a way of "correcting" things it knows about. You're not supposed to fuck women you're not attracted to. That is the order of things. You ignore the natural order of things at your peril.

you're in luck OP, go get it champ

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this picture is scary,, please delete it.

ok advice noted. You do your thing and I'm gonna try to fuck Shelley Duvall

She's not grumpy, just schizophrenic. Someone here was saying they know the town she's living in and the people there watch after her. She's the harmless local kook.

Imagine being so based that when you wake up you think to yoursel how important it is to announce your sexual desires in a basket weaving forum

I wouldn't mind fucking her in her 70's