Why was Elrond making this face? He had a witty response after Sam showed, why was he so mad at Pippic and Merry??
Why was Elrond making this face? He had a witty response after Sam showed, why was he so mad at Pippic and Merry??
Old "people" are convinced they know everything and get annoyed when they're wrong. He anticipated Sam. He did not anticipate the other two and that pissed him off
He has lived for 3000+ years but he has never seen such open faggotry as shown by Merry and Pippin
>Manlets, when will they learn?
STFU you faggot liberal zoomer. You brainwashed pathetic dumbass...
He's right though, stop sucking your gramps he'll be dead soon anyway
>he doesn't have a resting bitch face or know someone who has one
his eyebrows are naturally unfurled.
>old people good!
Looking for death?
I bet you've never done physical labor in your life. Ever mow a lawn faggot?
They were not meant to be at the council
Because hobbits are fucking annoying to noble folk.
>Pippic
Based cranky old man poster
He could already tell those two were idiots, which they proved repeatedly the entire trilogy.
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Take your meds gramps
> be chad elf lord
>humans are niggers to you
>tfw Gandolf brings some halflings, they are like a bunch of Beetlejuice niggers to you.
>apparently they are so stupid the ring doesnt have any effect on them
>you dont invite them to the council because they are literally retarded
>they come anyway
>they start making plans and boast about their capabilities
>you are so mad you let them go out of spite , convinced they will die at the hands of the orcs
>you secretly tell your men to prepare the boats faster
>curse the middle earth and hope they all burn
Merry was always thinking about things logically.
they we're pretty useful
one of them got the rohirrim to help
the other got the ents
heh
He likely expected Sam to be there. Gandalf had likely told him that Sam would basically follow Frodo anywhere. He was not expecting Dumb and Dumber.
>chad elf lord
>humans are niggers to you
Elrond's father was a human, his nickname is "Elrond half-elven" for a reason. Elrond and his brother got to choose between living as a human and living as an elf. Elrond picked eld, his brother picked human (and died). It's why he's such a dick about Arwen marrying a human and potentially giving up immortality.
>his brother picked human (and died)
for what reason exactly
Because Elrond hated Merry and Pippin, he wanted to send them home but Gandalf had to convince him to let them join the fellowship.
for being a human
that's the gift of men
Why did Tolkien not give this Hobbit a name? We know his boyfriend was called Merrianpippin but why was this one nameless? I guess Gandalf occasionally called him Fool on a Tuck but what does that mean?
>Pippic
His name was Fúlava Túk
Because Frodo asked why can't the Eagle just fly over Mordor.
His the unwanted brother of Pippin. It was stated in the Silmarillion.
without this nigga gandalf would have never turned white
You didn’t explicate at all you’re just saying words?
How could you misinterpret this scene so much? Dumb ESL
God, ESL are subhumans lol
>humans are good because... they're good
?
Are you retarded