What's the STRANGEST theatre experience you've ever had?

What's the STRANGEST theatre experience you've ever had?

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the time someone came in and shot OP in the head for making his shitty fucking foot fetish thread for the 5000th time

I went on date with a girl and she watched the entire movie in silence without asking me a single question, spilling the popcorn or looking at her phone

Women MUST know the allure of their feet right?

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Made out with two girls on either arm, Old lady behind was watching us

She's a keeper user

i was the kid sitting next to her. true story

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>walk in and are about to sit in our seats
>lady one row back complains quietly to her bf were sitting in front of them
>my friends tells her we can move if she wants
>lady yells at us to go fuck ourselves
>we sit down and watch the movie
>lady complains when we laugh at jokes in the movie
>movie ends and her bf looks like he's had enough of her shit and leaves with her

I've also gotten kicked out of a theater for bringing food. Fuck them.

What would you do in this situation?

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2 large old black women managed to sneak in 2 buckets of KFC with rolls and shared some with a buddy and me.

basado

Tell that retarded cunt to get her feet off my seat

i'd take off her flip flops and sniff her soles

At this point I'm pretty much sure this reply right here (it literally always gets posted) is just OP samefagging and trying to steer the thread into foot porn.

I saw Rocketman in a nearly empty theatre. It was just me and a few old people. I didn't know there was going to be a man-on-man sex scene with shirtless making out and buttfucking. Nobody got up and left or anything but there was a weird vibe in the room after that.

...and there's literally nothing wrong with that

Fuck off foot faggot

so friggin hot

feet have been a staple part of Zig Forums culture long before you arrived and they'll be a staple part of Zig Forums culture long after you leave, redditfag. if you don't like it go back to r*ddit. i'm sure you and your capeshit and e-celeb worship threads won't be missed one bit

this might seem hot if you imagine it happening to you in real life but most likely the girl is some crazy psycho, you don't do this to a random dude unless you have a few screws missing

Kill your self this is a cute and funny board you fag

the thighs are whats doing it for me ngl

I was watching Cars2 and smelled something weird for a theater. At first I couldn't place it then I realized it was a BBQ smell. I tried to think of wtf the theater could sell that was BBQ for a split second as I looked over at the direction the smell was coming from.

I am guessing when I looked at the person it startled them because they spilled w/e it was on their shirt. This black kid walked up to the guy and just thunders out in the middle of the movie THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS.

I then realized it was bbq baked beans this frail soigoy was eating and I found it rather humorous he had brought baked beans to the theater to eat and spilled them on himself so I joined in with all the niggers laughing at him.

I watched one of the Tyler Perry movies in the theatre with my friends, they were a couple so I got the seat next to a stranger. A huge black woman was sitting next to me, laughing loudly at pretty much everything, jumping up and down in her seat too, slapping the arm rests.
It was kinda contagious and we end up just laughing with each other (I'm a skinny ass white guy). It wasn't awkward or anything and it was kinda freeing to "act black" for an hour or so.

Black people are like that about movies. I watched Ma in theaters last year and everyone was yelling at the screen like it was Rocky Horror.

The best moment I've had like that was watching Get Out in a theatre full of black people. When the THS guy pulls up at the end and it looks like a cop arriving, the whole theatre collectively shit themselves in the most animated audience to a movie I'd ever seen.

Yeah usually it's in a far away seat though. This was right next to me. The other funny part was like an the "uh huh" and other agreements with the statements in the movie like the characters were talking to her directly. I know this is kinda passe but it was just even funnier when it was happening right next to you. And it's funny to bring up to SJW faggots that say "black people don't even like Tyler Perry movies", cuz it's bullshit, church blacks fucking love them

Girlfriend had a thing for public sex. Obviously didn't do full penetration but liked to be fingered/jack me off during the movie.
It was awkward when another couple started doing it next to us too

>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down
>yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!"
>everyone laughs
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment
>teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her
>girl next to me winks
>"wanna fuck my ass big boy?"
>she plops her asshole right on my dick
>someone up front "woah it smells like gape in here!"
>she yells out "yeah that's my open ass! Gape me!"
>projectionist is now filming us
>Robert walks over and asks if I'd like butter for her gaper
>"why of course"

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*But it got easier when me and the other guy gave each other a nod and swapped places while the girls weren't looking.

Where the fuck do you live that they call ass gape?

Footfags are disgusting

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Woah wtf thats crazy

fat female goblin kissing and suckn my neck felt sick to my stomach

I've never had an abnormal experience at the theater desu

No, you just have a mental disorder