WHO THE FUCK LAUGHED
WHO LAUGHED
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Yeah it was so odd she burst into crying about her rape story in the middle of that.
imagine paying over $500 for a stand-up comedy show you already know you're not going to like just so you can heckle the comedian and get thrown out by the security guardsw
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She’s a big guy
Worth it, nothing funnier than seeing a slow comedian trying to deal with a heckler
who is this dyke
Honestly the guy that said "where's the bloody jokes" cemented his place in meme catchphrase history, and he'll be quoted long after Nanette has drifted into obscurity. Kinda like how the "current year, I am forgotten" meme is from some shitty sketch comedy stand up routine about MDE that no one remembers.
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>so I was on this filthy subway train the other night
>I was alone and there was this guy sat across from me
>and you know when you see a guy and you just know he's a rapist?
>well, it was just a matter of time until this creep started to rape me
>eventually, I decided to tell him to get it over with
>he said "get what over with?"
>I said "you know what"
>and he said "okay"
>he grabbed this huge rat from under one of the seats and just starts raping it
>I screamed "wait a minute, aren't you going to rape me?"
>and he said "what do you think I am? desperate?"
>>and he said "what do you think I am? desperate?"
>*an awed, hushed, reverent silence descends on the imageboard...*
Can someone explain?
What do you call this body shape??
>Let me tell ya a story, it's a bit of a downer well it's a downer for me my molester had a great time!
>So there I am 8 years old alone at the bus stop, my parents didn't care at all I tell ya, instead of packing me a sandwich they put a will work for food sign in my lunchbox! but I'm getting off topic here
>This fella pulls up in a car and tells me if I don't go with him he's gonna kill my mom, I says to him you don't gotta do all that, just gimme a ride in your car instead of making we wait for the bus and I'll do anything you want I tell ya!
>My dad's ex military hoo boy is he a piece of work, if I have to choose between a 6am bugle horn wakeup and getting to sleep in and blow a guy once in while I choose the blowjob let me tell ya, my dad would serve chipped beef for breakfast to this day I'd rather have cock!
>So this guy molested me 4 to 5 times a week for nearly 5 months, eventually he broke it off because i was getting too attached he told me he wanted to see other kids! I tell you I get no respect at all, the guy tore me apart and didn't even give me a parting gift, I was really enjoying his company too, it's not too often an adult showers a kid with gifts and junk food before they fuck him over, I even got my favorite ice cream flavor anytime I wanted, too bad I used it to sooth my asshole!
>My therapist says that I liked the guy cause he showed me affection I didn't get at home, tell me about it, I reached out to my rapist the other day asked him if he could teach my wife a thing or two!
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Robert "Tractor" Traylor-esque
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>women get no respect
>this guy was raping me in the ass just before I got here
>he says, "when I cum, you better swallow it all"
>I said, "how can I swallow if you cum in my ass?"
>"ass?!", he said, " I thought I was raping your mouth!"
>no respect, I tell ya, women get no respect!
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Imagine being a stand up "comedian" who gets upset at people laughing at their shows.
A man requires sauce. Google just gives links to literally gay websites
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This dyke is some Australian "comedienne", she had a special on Netflix and it was just sjw trite, with some rape story or something else boring. At one point, during a lull (in a fucking comedy special) of no jokes, a guy yells out "where's the bloody jokes?". Either then or at another point during a boring story someone laughs at a depressing part of the story and the comedian asks "why the fuck laughed??" And goes on some dyke rant
Sounds pretty funny
The fat pear.
Fucking brilliant
lol
yo i looked for that clip a few days ago and couldnt find it. anyone wanna link me up?
>a guy yells out "where's the bloody jokes?". Either then or at another point during a boring story someone laughs at a depressing part of the story and the comedian asks "why the fuck laughed??" And goes on some dyke rant
did this ever actually happen? I thought it was a meme
Is there footage of it?
She's painfully unfunny and takes herself seriously, she has no business labeling what she does "comedy". She deserves to be heckled until she stops falsely advertising her whiny rants.
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What ? Who in their right mind...
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I honestly don't remember anymore, but functionally her career is just as bad as if it did anyways
yeah I've always found the meme funny because she clearly isn't a comedian, it's just I've never found a clip of it