A WHITE FAMILY WITH A LABRADOODLE... I'M GOING INSANE

>A WHITE FAMILY WITH A LABRADOODLE... I'M GOING INSANE

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MAYONNAISE.... UNSEASONED BOILED VEGETABLES.... NO..... SAVE ME CRACKERMAN!!

would

Truly L’ovecraftian

>nuclear family that eats three square meals a day ahhhhhh

>there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order : an involved father figure

>A whitey they wrought, a cottage cheese snacker
>Filled it with mayo, and called the thing a cracker

>three square meals a day
How obese was your family?

I'm black, so incredibly obese.

>i'a i'a cthulhu mup da doo didda muhfugen bix nood fhtagn

>I'm black
On my board? I'm going insane.

>That person is at least a shade lighter colored than me, the unfathomable undescribable madness piercing every melanated cell in my body, the horror of it all. Yacub save me from this blinding insanity! Oh no, I hear it waking up, the giant light skinned person that dwells in the depths of suburbs. My mind is being torn asunder by the unimaginable horrors. Beyond all reason he lurks, a creature of pure cosmic horror, a person with no criminal record.

>OOOOH THE HORROR, CRACKERJACK SAVE ME

lmao

excellent post

I-is that a present father figure?
AHHHHHH, SAVE ME CRACKERMAN

kino

Crackerman is also a pitbull, fyi, if that wasnt already obvious

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He's a white cat.

THEY ARE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND HAVE NEVER RAPED OR KILLED ANYONE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME CRACKER MAN

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