Have you ever directly interacted with a movie or tv star?

Have you ever directly interacted with a movie or tv star?

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I once ran into Bill Murray at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday in Los Angeles yesterday. At first I couldn't believe it was him, but once I made eye contact I immedietly knew. He quickly noticed my interest and made his way towards me, walking in a brisk waddle-kinda way. I noticed he had a bag of dried beans in his hand and nothing else. I attempted to address him formally, but he cut me off in a abrupt "closing hand" gesture. I stood dumbfounded and at a loss for words. "You know that Lucy Liu can't act, don't you?", he suddenly asked me, still making eye contact. Not sure if he was making a joke or not, I simply blurted out "yes". He then made the hand gesture again, except this time he followed it with a peculiar mice sound. It sounded throaty, like some kind of groundhog, and I noticed his lips barely moved when he made it.

At this point I tried to excuse myself, as the awkwardness of the situation was beginning to draw on me. Unfortunately as soon as I opened my mouth he once again made the gesture with the groundhoging sound. My face was now turning beet red, and I suddenly felt strangely intimidated. Without a second thought I bolted towards the exit. I heard him running after me, groundhog sounds and all. Suddenly feeling for my life, I started into a full-on sprint. Almost at the exit, I turned and saw Murray at my heels, gesturing with both hands while doing that noise, violently. The last thing I remember passing through the exit and onto the street is the feeling of pebbly beans bouncing off of my back body. I sprinted away, but it seemed he gave up the chase at the doors. Once I got home I took off my jacket, only to jump up startled as If I had just seen a ungodly spider crawling across the floor; it was a stray bean that had caught in my hem and fallen out to the floor. I tried planting the bean, but for some reason a plant of marijuana grow instead.

yes, though not when he was a star, but before he was a star.

I once talked to Freddie Prinze jr about the Silver Surfer's dick and balls on instagram, if that counts

>Freddie Prinze jr

I had too google that name, holy shit how old are you lmao

Fuck off cunt, tennable is a top game show

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I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

imagine kicking this little fucker in the head and watching him fly

yeah once sneeded and feeded with arya stark at the old chucks suck and fucks

But how did u type this?

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this one is some good pasta.

dno wat the point in midge are desu

Yes, I exchanged handjobs with Matt Damon one hundred years ago, it's a weird story.

he married buffy you dumb zoomer

I met tom kenny at a convention. I was high on painkillers and it was a thrill. the dude absolutely HATED talking about spogebob. I was in line for 20 minutes watching sperg after sperg doing their best patrick and spongebob impressions to his face. it was cringe as fuck and I could tell he fucking HATED it. I don't know why he does it, he certainly shouldn't need the money.

When I met him he noticed my awesome possum shirt and instantly recognized the reference to Louis ck. He told me how he started out doing stand up with louie and a few others and how funny his show was. when I told him it was cool as shit meeting a part of my childhood he instantly lost his smile. this dude was fucking SICK of talking about spongebob so we talked about stand up instead. seems like a genuinely cool guy, kinda got a weird gay vibe from him, i mean lets be honest, he's not the most masculine man in the world. I wish I told him I was high just to add some excitement to his life. to this day i have no idea why he still goes to conventions. the money must be fantastic.

I also met phil lamarr and asked him what it was like to die in a quentin tarantino movie. he went into autopilot and started telling me a story about the last time he saw tarantino. I also saw James caan in public but the dude looked ancient and tired so i didn't go up to him

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did u die yes or no

Came in for this, thanks user

Had the pleasure of meeting Jimmy Savile at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day.

Retard.

I spoke to Mike Stoklasa at a con once, it started out ok when I told him that I was a longtime fan of RLM, I could smell bourbon on his breath, my wife was standing next to me and was becoming visibly uncomfortable and covering up, she said she wanted to go, I looked back at Mike and he had a crazed, predator look in his eyes, I looked down and was horrified to see that he had a full erection that was making his sweat pants stand up like a tent. We started to back away and he kept following us and shouting creepy things at my wife, then Rich came out and apologized to us, gave us a Space Cop shirt each and dragged Mike away.

They're contracted to show up at events.

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>dabbing on midget faggots on Twitter is a hate crime

based zoomer

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Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

Back in 1994 I sold Morgan Freeman a Girard Perragaux Ferrari 9020, chrome finish. He also looked at a woman's Bulgari (not sure for who) but he decided against it.

The entire time I never mentioned that I recognized him and he didn't bring it up. Really nice guy, very mild mannered and very intelligent.

Had the pleasure of meeting Brian Limmond at a charity do once. He was surprisingly up his own arse, and VERY rude!

I actually work in PR the movie industry so I've met quiet a few but my strangest experiences have been completely unrelated to my job. For example I met Kit Harrington and the guys who played his night's watch mates in a pub in Soho in 2014 and ended up going on a pub crawl with them.

those poor bastards. imagine being a millionaire with a comfy as fuck job doing voices in a nice studio, but a few times a year you have to go to a nerdfest and have mouthbreathing aspies spread their smells into your nose for hours on end

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i've had several conversations by mail with vincent gallo. only celebrity i care about desu

I met Sneed at a grocery store convention in Pennsylvania, New York back in... this must have been the early 90s. I went up to him and shook his hand and told him what a huge fan I was. He just stared at me then spun around like a yo-yo. To my surprise hethen shrunk down at least ten times an became really tiny. I was scared so I tried to run away but he jumped onto me and bit down like a tick. I cried helplessly as he crawled into my pants and into my ass. I wept as I kept farting to make him leave while dabbing repeatedly. At some point the movement stopped. Hopefully he left, but as far as I know he is still there to this day!

Sam Hyde, is that you?