...BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!
...BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!
Grayson Evans
Austin Carter
Why didn't the eagles cary them into mount doom?
Christian James
THEY CAN'T CARRY YOU
Blake Gutierrez
Eagles were too busy not giving a single shit
Samuel Young
Eagles don’t have arms dipshit
Jonathan Carter
Guys lord of the rings is the only thing that keeps me going. I feel like Sam constantly the world is so shit rn share the loadddd
Jason Perez
In Apendix 26B of White Foundling's Eve by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Eagle Ismarald is known for her "slender arms of great length and beauty".
Aaron Hall
UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHOOOOOOOO
IT RUINS IT
YOU STUPID FAT FUCK
Joseph Wright
the eagles were neutral
Thomas Nguyen
What's Ed Sheeran doing?
Austin Gutierrez
Zachary Jones
Sauron had air superiority
Cooper Morgan
Gollum was in the right, he was the one to get them the rabbit, that fat fuck could at least save one for him to eat however he wanted
Oliver Rodriguez
They would have been detected and shot down therefore dooming the middle earth, pay more attention marvelshitter
Cooper Ward
One way trip to Trandor
Grayson Miller
>You know what dwells in the sky Gandalf. An F-22 Raptor of Morgoth.
Sebastian Johnson
It was migration season
Liam Cruz
Imagine being obsessed with 0.01% of people to the point where you have to bring it up in every Zig Forums thread.
Jack Watson
You're fucking retarded. Mount Doom at the time was patrolled not only by the Nazgul 24/7, Saurons eye was also patrolling Mordor 24/7 and would see anyone approaching through the sky. dumb fucking argument
Lincoln Diaz
>Eagle carrying Frodo randomly goes full Boromir and decides he wants the ring
>does a flip, Frodo's fucking dead, game over ggez
Gavin Walker
fucking kek
Andrew Reed
SHARE THE LOAD
Caleb Hill
>I can't carry it for you
>But i can carry you
>*Trumpets kick in*
>mfw
Jordan Diaz
>DILAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Samuel Bennett
Dilate
David Edwards
Lets play 50/50
Landon Johnson
>gay midgets scene
Jaxon Rivera
Why didn't they just get a bunch of Mexicans to dig a tunnel to mount doom?
Julian Price
>Fuck Sam
Levi Turner
>tfw a lot of your friends say Sam is gay these days
what happened to camaraderie
Carson Edwards
YOU PIECES OF SHIT! PUT SOME RESPECT ON MOTHERFUCKING SAM, NOT ONLY HE SAVED MIDDLE EARTH FOR HIS BEST FRIEND HE MARRIED THE MIDGE WITH THE HUGE MILKERS AND SHE WORKS IN A FUCKING INN MEANING SHE WILL FEED HIM NOT ONLY WITH HER NIPPLES BUT WITH HER CULINARY SKILLS.
ALSO HE DOESNT ACT "GAY" HE'S A FUCKING HOBBIT, ALL HOBBITS LOOK FAGGY AT FIRST GLANCE.
Jace Walker
'hoes before bros' is the new code that most men live by nowadays
Zachary Lee
Sam was the best protagonist. Much more relatable, hobbets were the "everyman" race in middle earth and while you can find pieces of yourself in the other characters, Sam was the average Joe in a world of demigods. Frodo was basically a rich trust fund kid, and Sam his gardener. He watches his employer who he slowly becomes friends with succumb to madness. But he succeeds and triumphs, and at the end of all things he tears up thinking about Rosie Cotton, with the flowers in her hair. I tear up at multiple times but that moment takes the cake.
James Walker
Marxists are trying to destroy the concept of male friendship
Hudson Turner
why didn't they just chop the ring in half with an axe?