*sigh* Somehow, Jesus has returned

*sigh* Somehow, Jesus has returned.

Attached: Poe roman.jpg (1200x645, 118K)

HE RISES FROM THE DEAD NOW?
He rises from the dead now.

Attached: poe.jpg (800x450, 63.2K)

>TFW Jesus BTFO Satan so hard that it sparked a new religion and then logged off before he could respond so the devil spent the next 2020 years getting his followers to persecute Christians in one way or another and the current Jewish fed anti-christianity scheme is just more of Satan smashing his fists on his keyboard in tard-rage.

Attached: laughter f150220584.jpg (450x311, 97.21K)

Imagine being white and cucking yourself by following an inferior semitic religion.

Attached: evola christianity.jpg (720x445, 55.77K)

Kek

>being a christcuck

Attached: 1576945494767.png (1242x1394, 570.1K)

>escaping Jews get to an ocean
>God splits the ocean so they can escape

>Lost Jews in the desert
>God makes food rain down from heaven

Who writes this shit?

Attached: insallah.webm (576x1024, 2.83M)

Attached: 1597692630706.jpg (496x375, 23.8K)

Mashallah.

All semitic religions are inferior, however:
Christcuckery > Shitslam >> Kikery

Although comparing modern Islam and Christianity, the first two entries could be re-arranged.

godly based and his son pilled

Attached: s629.png (720x360, 335.26K)

imagine being a mohammad dick sucking mudshit mule fucking goat shit eater

Based

Attached: bane jesus.png (738x8503, 1.56M)

Quite based

Ya muslims can be pretty based, just go back to your desert countries and help whites fuck up israel, we'll pay you.

I'm sorry but how is following an egalitarian, semitic religion "based"?

>Islam

Attached: 522bad69d8aaafcd927e406dfd8f227ce84e887bb0d692298e05a8576da48ad0_1.jpg (640x375, 37.17K)

>being a soγslim
>cant eat
>cant drink
>religion founded by ragecel pedo

>I'm sorry, brother, but they expect one of us on the cross.

Attached: GiveUsBarabbas.png (2022x1382, 1.46M)

Jesus is a trickster God He’s way too smart for the plebs around Him including smol pp satan. Dude ran circles around everyone who fucked with Him, died, came back with a fat middle finger and then fucked off laughing at eternally seething jews

based

The Romans didn't give a fuck about Jesus, it was the jews that were butthurt.

I agree with you but if you're christian you're equally as cucked if not more, at least muslims are allowed to talk about a certain tribe and don't have fag shit ruining their countries

Attached: a0lvjmyy5ofz.jpg (1334x750, 76.22K)

>at least muslims are allowed to talk about a certain tribe and don't have fag shit ruining their countries
You’ve never talked to people at a Christian church have you?

this only applies to christianity in the west, and if you say that you have to say it also applies to muslims in western countries too, LGBTQ is now in islam in the US and europe. christians in the Middle East, africa, asia, etc are based

Reminder the entire point of Jesus was for God to experience our lives as His own, He came down and saw how absolutely fucked we are and revoked His old covenant realizing that shit sucks on earth and we literally have no clue what we are doing and so saccd Himself as the last sacrifice we would need to make

The Olympians stopped giving a fuck about us thousands of years ago

For a second after I saw this I thought today was Easter. Then I remembered we're in September.

You tell me, rabbi

That's gay as fuck, I'd rather learn about Odin killing frost giants honestly