Columbo

Why were all murderers rich people?

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The elite. Columbo knew this.

Rich elites have the resources to cover up their crimes in ways the plebs cannot, and that's when they send in Columbo.

Just watched the episode with Johnny Cash last night, it was really good. I liked their chemistry, clearly Columbo liked the guy too.

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Any episodes where Columbo fails to get the murderer?
Would be interesting

What murderer Columbo liked the most?

The old woman from "Forgotten Lady". He even let her go at the end.

there is actually one, but I can’t remember the name. I believe he works it out but it can’t be proved or something

OJ

Anyone else love the episode with Leonard Nimoy? He's such a good villain.

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COMFY FUKKIN COLUMBO THREAD YEHHHHHHHHHHHH

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In that episode Columbo got angry like never before. Why was he so irritated by him?

Because of his cockiness. Of course Columbo knew it was him but it infuriated him how Nimoy was basically all "yeah well... try and prove it" in his face, taunting him almost.

Because poor people are stupid so their crimes are easy to solve and they wouldn’t need columbo to solve jt

Was he actually married or was it a lie to clandestinely grill people for information?

In an interview Falk once said that his wife really did exist in the show

>This is dreadful. Don't you realize that a great wine is like a great work of art? It has to be nurtured, it has to be taken care of. You have subjected this port to a temperature in excess of 150 degrees. Such disdain can not and must not be tolerated!

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I wonder how many of how many of his evidences wouldn't hold up in court, if the murderer didn't just immediately confess

Most murders are resolved quickly as crimes of passion or classic crime on crime murderers. Columbo was meant to focus on more "high brow" or complex schemes and so it was only natural to have the antagonists be succesful people who set up complicated plans. I would not say that every murderer was actually wealthy, but they tended to be in some position of power. For example, the principal of the military academy was certainly not wealthy.
first episode I ever watched, great isn't it? I was absolutely amazed Cash was in a tv episode like that.
He talks in one episode about how he likes many of them as people, it's just that they've done something horrible he needs to stop. He seems to have been the most sympathetic to "Forgotten lady" but also I'd say Johnny Cash's character. TElls him something like "A man with a voice like that can't be all bad" when he books him. Which is retarded beyond belief but hey, it was a different time.
Maybe also that wineseller guy, they drink wine together at the end.

It was part of a psyop to brainwash the population into thinking the elites never get away with crimes.

As a law student I thought the same. Not an american jurisdiction but i thought half wouldn't hold up in court at least. I'm not sure how withdrawal of confessions work either in the US but for quite a few of them it wouldn't be completely screwed over where I live.

Columbo worked in Hollywood

She exists, he interacts with her in a way that would have to require someone else existing and not him being insane. Not to mention when he goes on a cruise the crew confirm they have met her

The only thing that bothers me sometimes is how quickly he has apparently already decided that x person did it. Like immediately after arriving at the location and looking at maybe 3 people there. He often talks to a lot of other people involved or who could have possibly done it but instantly "knows" they didn't do it somehow.

Usually it's not that crazy, he studies the scene for five to ten minutes and notices the one thing nobody does. There was however one episode he realized the murderer was the murderer because they happened to shake hands, shit was ludicrous.
Though maybe Columbo is a little bit clairvoyant...

I think it's also specifically because he was a doctor, and completely unrepentant.

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>Oh and just one more thing... You said that your occupation was a janitor for an anonymous imageboard, but let me get this right, you don't receieve any monetary compensation for this work? Is that right?

Because he investigated gang shootings and nigger homicides in between the episodes. We only get to see the interesting parts of his job

Oh, there is just one more thing, Mr. Richorich. One thing I couldn't never seem to figure out, you see it kept niggling at me like a mosquito when you're trying to sleep, you ever have that Mr. Richorich? I went camping once with my buddies, they insisted they had the best fishing spot for miles around. Well when i put my head down on the pillow, and suddenly i heard this whining, you know that whining sound they make, drives you crazy right. The exact same whining your wife made when you murdered her. You can still hear them, can't you Clarice, the mosquitos whining in your ears, can't you - can't you still hear them, can't you CAN'T YOU.

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Donald Pleasance as wine maker.

In the episode where he goas abroad to the UK and solves a murder while on holiday he literally plants fake evidence in the umbrella and it only works because they confess on the spot instead of just being quiet

reminder that columbo and jessica fletcher were competing serial killers.

Should have just married the girl and went to Europe.

In America it holds up because everything you say no matter your procedural standing (witness, suspect, accused whatever, even if it changes during the investigation) is all part of your testimony, in Europe the procedures are usually stricter and the killers would always be able to change their statement when they go from "witness" to "accused"

When watched this show as kid, i thought all amercans live like this.

kek

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