Be vulnerable to water

>be vulnerable to water
>invade a planet which is 71% water
Are these the dumbest fictional aliens in history?

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Why didn't the humidity kill them?

>life needs water
>its a living being vulnerable to water
This is even more retarded.

this argument is retarded, the planet they came from might not have water at all. They could have simply not known it was bad for them.

They were vulnerable to the fluoride in the water.

>life needs water
We don't know that. We only know for certain that carbon based life does.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry

it's one of the most abundant chemicals in the universe

It has never been proven that life on ither plants need water and couldnt substitute it for something else.

>life needs water
life that originated on earth does

Holy shit thats actually an incredibly good question

It was an insanely stupid plagiarism of War of the Worlds.

So what, do you suggest they were unaware of what water was? That would mean they'd be very bad at chemistry for a space faring species.

Wasn't it supposed to be some kind of religious metaphor for the role of faith in salvation doctrine?

Why not just wear raincoats or wetsuits?
What is the aliens counter to guns?
Why did people like this movie?

They weren't aliens but demons.

many planets dont have water at all, not to mention they could be from some distant universe seeing as this is a sci fi film

>this argument is retarded, the planet they came from might not have water at all. They could have simply not known it was bad for them.

Any species capable of interstellar travel is going to (a) know what water is and (b) know what water does to them.

They were vulnerable to holy water

this

Guess its the most based idea.

Flouride.

they could be, it wouldnt be far fetched to say that. maybe they were aware of what it was but had no idea it would be harmful to them?

THEY WERE DEEEEEEMOOOONS

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ITT: retards not understanding one of the most basic film metaphors

>aliens
They were demons

Comets are primarily made of water ice and dust particles.

It was a metaphor for black people and how they are afraid of washing, you idiots...

The water is holy

>a species smart enough to travel galaxies, wouldn't know about a dangerous liquid that can melt them that is also the most common liquid in the universe
Dumb

Its the 2nd most common molecule in the universe.

>They were demons
That lived in space and communicated via radio waves?

Why didnt the aliens bring a raincoat?
All they needed was water resistant clothes.

>be vulnerable to no oxygen
>invade a planet which is 0% oxygen

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The aliens could have been sentient but not sapient, and thus unable to identify/deduce the risks posed by water ahead of time.

implying we truly know about the commonality of molecules in an infinitely vast universe.

>hypothetical theories

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Yes because demons aren't what you were told in school bluepilled user.

This, Signs is one of the few alien movies that correctly shows them as modern folklore/evolution of demonic beliefs and not UFO spaceship space man bullshit that isn't true whatsoever

Kek, satan.

>Not defeating the aliens by spitting on them
Missed opportunity shylamalamama, the original scene was corny as fuck

BTFO

Yes
exactly why wouldn't they be wearing suits?

>That lived in space and communicated via radio waves?
Where was it shown that the invaders lived in space? Also, they communicated via a different frequency that happened to be picked up by our radios.

True but water has a bunch of unique properties that make it suitable as a medium for biological processes that are unlikely to be met by any other molecule in the universe

>invade a planet which is 71% water
Yeah, except all they need to do to avoid water is not jump in a lake or invade at a time when it's raining. They weren't planning on living here and it's pretty fucking easy to avoid getting wet. Criticisms of their lack of protective clothing and their weakness to water in the first place can be legitimate, but throwing out the water ratio of our planet as if it means anything is just dumb.

Yes
Also, they're real and jews bow down to them unironically

>invade
More like explore. You don't see us sending fucking armies up to Mars, do you?

the invasion happened relatively quickly and then they left, also it took place in fall in Pennsylvania, no humidity They couldve checked the place out got fucked up and were like nah were out

>species that has the technology to travel the stars isn't sapient
That's even more stupid.

So is fog like mustard gas to them?

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They were demons not aliens. They were vulnerable to holy or blessed water. Remember the message from the middle east and water...

Derp derp guys come on now.

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>Where was it shown that the invaders lived in space?
When the signals originate from the sky.

>they communicated via a different frequency that happened to be picked up by our radios
So.....you're saying they communicated via radio waves then? A different frequency of radio is still radio.

Oh god, I am a retard. The tv message about israeli and water makes sense. Fuck

Retarded basedjack poster.

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That explains why the Alien in the video didn't start melting due to humidity. Also why them running throw a wet corn crop didn't melt them. I got midwit filtered.

>implying they're travelling the stars by technological means

Their ability to travel through space could conceivably be an evolved, biological mechanism

Look guy, we know the elements are less common as they get heavier, and water is one of the simplest molecules that forms from two of the most common elements.
So we can very very safely say water is the 2nd most common element.

Sure we havent been there, but we have no evidence so say other molecules are more common while we do have evidence water is the most likely molecule to form from the most common elements so shut the fuck up.

>it took place in fall in Pennsylvania
We literally see aliens in other countries on the news coverage scene.

THEY WERE DEMONS NOT ALIENS!

Nice headcanon bullshit.

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People give the “they were demons not aliens” theory shit here, but it makes absolute sense with zero plot holes. The fucking movie is about a pastor who has lost faith. It works on literally every level.

>A different frequency of radio is still radio.
Holy fuck you’re dumb.

was he overreacting

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>infinitely vast universe
The universe is not infinite retard. It has a finite volume that is expanding at an accelerating rate. We know that water is extremely common throughout the universe because we can literally detect it. We aren't guessing it's there, we're actually observing the abundance of water.

I’ve come to believe that the people whose criticisms of this movie primarily focus on the “water” aspect of it are simple-minded dolts that need every single perceived flaw or plot inconsistency preemptively explained to them or else their enjoyment of the film immediately plummets to zero. They are primarily zoomers who cream when a Marvel hero says “assemble,” hoity-toity millennials that think they’re big galaxy brained for noticing a movie’s flaw, ass-blasted Gen-X retards who unwaveringly believe Signs is a bastardized retelling of War of the Worlds, or retarded boomers that are still pissed at H.G. Wells for scaring the fuck out of them on the radio a thousand years ago.

It can very well be that a planet is set up in such a way that low cognition species would evolve to undertake space and time travel by nature.

You're fucking stupid. Radio is a specific spectrum of electromagnetic radiation. A different frequency of radio is still in the radio wave spectrum, you retard. You probably meant to say that they might communicate on a different spectrum of electromagnetic radiation.

>pastor has lost his faith
>ergo demons manifest as aliens

WTF I love Shyamalan now

Demons.