Cast the inevitable adaptation

Cast the inevitable adaptation

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>Western RPG
>can't customize your character
"No!"

Therese/Jeanette

Kaley Cuoco /s

What clan would the protagonist be?

absolute cringe

Lacroix

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>Vampire’s kiss feels like an orgasm for both the vampire and the human
What’s the problem then?

Tremere if they wanted to make it interesting. Ventrue if they wanted it vanilla af.

Samara as the twins

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money 5

every time this is posted
it is reinstalled in someones computer

Tom Holland as Jack

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yoo Dane

Snyder directs
Cavill as vampire #1
Affleck as vampire #2
Basically write it as a vampire version of Waiting for Godot

Gianna Michaels as the twins

niggers

Too much of a christ nut to pull it off unless you did the hunter storyline and maybe some of the early stuff from the first hub as build up.

I'd say even as old as she is, I'd go with

Affleck and Pike. They're older now but honestly I think the movie needs more gravitas to sell the concept.

And Affleck has never done anything like this, but is nerd enough to get into it. He had great chemistry with Pike and her playing the sisters would be right in her wheelhouse.

Makeup, cgi and the fact this is a one off, not only could they pull it off but it would end up being a cult classic.

I'm not sold on snyder, as weird as this sounds, you almost need someone like Kevin smith, you need someone who never got beyond comedy as their main hit and use them for serious work since this will be in effect grimdark, gothic vampire shit.

Wod has an underlying cerebral nature to it and something like the Originals really hit the tone for it but with better actors..who knows what they could do.

I was thinking a blend of Dogma with something more serious, for tone. beetlejuice. You need the weird to seem normal and yet its still kinda hideous.

Len Wiseman as a director with a better writer could really do it too and he loves vampires like the nerd he is. If anything, I'd let Affleck screenwrite too since he actually has some chops there.

but those kind of combos could definitely work.

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thanks

Why doesn’t Netflix do a VtM streaming show? It seems right up their alley

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shit post

I'd watch just for him.

Lasombra, because the Sabbat were always right.

If they did, they would make it a PG13 teenage cringe fest

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Have at least one lead character or a significant supporting character be from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group; at least 30% of secondary roles must be from two underrepresented groups; or the main storyline, theme or narrative must be focused on an underrepresented group. According to the academy, underrepresented groups include women, people of color, LGBTQ+ people or people with disabilities.

>kikeflix

This is $20 on steam. Should I download it?

this is definitive proof that only faggots double space

It's a great game, but better with fanpatches.