Duke Leto, I'm CHOAM
Are those the Baron's suspenders? Interesting concept. This movie could actually work.
I hope they don't forget that he's a disgusting poofter.
Can't wait to get my Bijaz figure in a couple of years.
Arrakis belongs to da Norf!
Kek literally read that chapter last night
>16 year old Alia in Dune Messiah
Cast her
bloatlord Baron will save D U N C
I'm concerned on how subdued everything is. He looks fat, but not too fat. His outfit fits BDSM aesthetic, but not too much.
This literally is this whole movie, judging by the trailer.
We want to make it Dune, but not too much.
>that
>not too fat
he's incredibly obese, are you an american
>the scene where she fights the target dummies naked
Dune leaks
bland is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
The Baron can't fucking walk, he needs an anti-gravity harness. Yes, that is not fat enough.
>bring me the one that looks so much like the young Paul atreides
He's said to be about 300 kilos, so literally the Baron is as big as the freaks in the 600lbs life show.
Its gonna look funny when he comes floating in the scene
He never floats. The harness helps him carry his weight, so a fat cunt like the Baron who weights hundreds of pounds carries no more than like a 1/4 of his total weight. He walks/glides like a guy extremely light on his feet.
Why does Paul want to bone his mom, sister, and grandpa so much?
That is too dumb to be true. I refuse to believe it.
t. Guy who refused to believe the Liet Kynes gender and race swaps until the bitter end.
>his mom
Isn't Lady Jessica one of the most desirable semen demons in the known universe? I bet everyone in House Atreides was jacking off to her, and Paul could get his hands on items they couldn't
You have it backwards. They all want to bone him
Distancing themselves from Lynch's Dune is code speak for distancing themselves from Frank's Dune. All these reassurances to the "true fans" of Dune are laced with poison.
Vin Diesel doesnt look so good
this shit is a trainwreck
at least hoping for kino laughter
God bless the actors that are willing to go through all this shit for a role
doing Gurney dirty like that sounds pretty fucking lame
Not repulsive
Killing off Brolin would save them a lot of money for part II, this might be true, but losing Feyd is utter horseshit if true
Baron is outright spherical and can only walk on his own when emerged in a liquid. The OPs picture is just your average American.
I am totally fine with no Alia, never felt right about that in the first book, weird character
We lose Brolin but keep fucking Aquaman. Great
I liked the throne room part where Alia absolutely terrifies everyone and kills the baron.