Okay, I’m waiting for the punchline
Okay, I’m waiting for the punchline
Okay. Go to website.
>As if!
But what you should be doing is watching your waistline.
N-NO
WE NEED MORE TIME BROS
She speaks French though, this pun doesn’t work
Punchline=Chute
Waistline=Taille
This is a pretty good comeback, provided he actually sounds he isn't butthurt.
Weak. How do you go from waiting to watching? Or is the "joke" that it rhymes, ignoring that they're using an interpreter to talk to each other?
T'attends la chute, et t'élargis ton fute
The punchline, c'est tois Jonah!
Wtf is this schizobabble?
What was the correct play here? I feel if this was me I would have laughed and stood up and walked out.
Is this alpha, or is it beta?
>I did hear Leo's been looking for a beautiful French woman to spend the night with. Do you know any?
Ok go to website
I like it
>getting so butthurt that you walk out without saying anything
>at a frog whore saying she wouldn't fuck you
It's not alpha in any way. Maybe if you punched her.
She's objectively pretty, so you would just sound petty trying to deny it. A better move would be to imply she's too old for Leo's tastes.
The correct play was to laugh it off and seethe privately. There's just no comeback that doesn't make you seem bitter, insecure or awkward in that situation.
Jonah, the only thing you wait for, is a burger
based
That would still be reaching, it's okay to roast fatties for being fat/unattractive but making fun of a ladies age is generally seen as uncouth or desperate
My my Jonah, you're certainly impatient for a man who waits 30 minutes for each of his meals to be delivered.
>There's just no comeback that doesn't make you seem bitter, insecure or awkward in that situation.
OP's would work, depending on the delivery.
For all you betas, there comes a line where you actually don't just have to accept shit, and you're permitted to show your disapproval. Otherwise you're literally throwing away your self-respect.
If this was actually a joke, sure, or delivered by a comedian, or a friend, sure. But he is literally being insulted by a nobody in a foreign country so he doesn't give a fuck about these people, makes more money than all of them combined, so he has no reason not to leave. Instead you're suggesting he sits there and takes it like a cuck?
Watch the video. He started it.
No it wouldn't. Its terrible.
>getting offended by amicable banter
>running away is a show of strength
Stop being so painfully american.
huh?
>leaving during a live broadcast
>embarassing the hosts and potentially damaging their careers as they pissed off a pretty famous actor
>running away
instead
>sit there and let some random hoe insult you
>this is alpha
Stop being an actual beta
>But he is literally being insulted by a nobody in a foreign country
That's the thing. Banter is normal on french talk shows like this, and maybe the language barrier made the delivery a bit more brutal than intended but Jonah was honestly in the wrong by being ignorant of the cultural context and overreacting with an unprofessional little tantrum like he did.
>Running away
>Alpha behaviour
Pick one.
Except its not running away, its making a statement. He is not 'running away' because hes in fear of his life, hes leaving because he is too important to waste his time being insulted by nobody's.
Your mind is corrupted by fit and pol shit.
He doesn't even get to act offended because he's the one who insulted her first.
Tantrum? By moving his hand?
>no, mom I didn't run away from the mean girl, I was making a statement
>being insulted
It's some random hoe saying she wouldn't fuck you. It's only insulting if you care about her approval, which you shouldn't.
I still think that his real response was 100% fine. It's just the fact that he cancelled his upcoming interviews that made him the total bitch. If he said what he said, but didn't cancel shit, then no one would even remember/meme this interview at all. No one would remember who Ornella is.