Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>Huh? Oh the Zig Forums memes. I'm Chris Chan and I'm here to rescue you.

no

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Al Pacino was actually offered he role of HAN SOLO on Star Wars, I can't see it. I think a younger him could have played an edgier Luke Skywalker, but it wouldn't work with him as Han, he's too damn smol.

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Aren't you a little bit of a bitch for a princess?

Aren't you a little dead for an actress?

George, you sick fuck. Make Han Luke's brother or something if you want a sibling connection. Bet his episode 7 had Luke's daughter scissoring MILF Leia

manlets eternally btfo

Remember when Luke said, "Somehow I always knew"?

aren't you a little ugly for a princess?

I'll show you a little short
*unzips dick*

aren’t you a little gay for a bowser?

Why did they pick such an ugly actress?

I know A New Hope was going to just be standalone and then in exploded and they needed to do more. But one of the first things he did was make a brother and sister kiss and I'm sure by that point he had it planned that they would be related.

WE NEED MORE TIME LUKEBROS

>Leia will never belittle you during sex
life is pain tbqh

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RIP Carrie. May you rest in opiates

The "somehow" was that he didn't pump a river of semen into her and have her shitting out kids and cum for a years.

How tall are storm troopers on average? How tall is Luke. What about bigger Luke? I am 1.85m. I want a height chart with mean stormtrooper, median stormtrooper, mode stormtrooper, highest outlier stormtrooper, lowest outlier stormtrooper, Luke, Bigger Luke, Proboscis Luke and myself on it, arranged in order of sceentime please.

short in the cock but long in the balls

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short nigga but my dick tall

I'm not that short

>she wasn't wearing underwear in that outfit
Gives me wood every single time.

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mark hammil is 5'7 and John Boyega is 5'9

arn't you a little dead to be making a thread?

>John Boyega is 5'9
isn't that a little short to be a stormtrooper?

Sorry, lady Leia.

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Harrison Ford is 6'1 so maybe

Well stay here and rot you stuck up bitch

Did anyone else make the assumption Stormtroopers were always supposed to be clones or simlar even before the prequels?

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having mass produced clones be you primary fighting force is dystopian as fuck and a kino idea

One is a genetically engineered slave soldier and the other is a shitty conscript.

Why the fuck did George make her wear those dumbass buns? Carrie with a ponytail regardless of outfit is at least two points higher even in her worst day.

They lore reason is clones were phased out cause SHEEV was afraid someone would use his brainwashing order 66 trick against him. Storm Troopers are conscripts from throught the galaxy