>sometimes I don’t tuck my shirt in at work
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Damaged Thread
>Sometimes I don't wash my hands after using the restroom
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>sometimes I leave dead birds in my coworker's trailers
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
>I pour milk in the bowl
>BEFORE the cereal
FEELING LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH
>I took my mask off as soon as I walked in to Wal-Mart
I POKE MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYYYYYEEES
>sometimes I piss on the floor and don’t clean up afterwards
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING
>I sometimes wait 5.865 ft behind the next person in line
>instead of the mandated 6ft apart rule
LIGHTS OUT
GUERRILLA RADIO
>I MOVED DURING A PANDEMIC INSTEAD OF STAYING PUT
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE ENDING IS NEAR
>I eat sushi with a fork
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH
>I think Epstein killed himself
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD
>wake up in the morning
>don't make the bed
I'VE GI-VEN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP I'M SICK OF FEELING
>sometimes I leave the window all the way down when I carpool with my coworker
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>made fun of a coworker for playing "The Show Must Go On" four times on repeat
>discovered her mother died recently and it was her favorite song
SOME DAYS
I DON'T KNOW WHY
>I went to work with a light brown belt and dark brown shoes
>say "have a nice day"
>dont actually mean it
WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING REAL WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING TRUE
>pull a rolling stop at a stop sign
HEAD STRONG TO TAKE YOU ON
>microwave package says 5-6 minutes
>microwave box for 10 minutes and bite into frozen burrito
BPD AND ECSTASY
>started playing "Who Wants to Live Forever?" at your coworker instead
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>recipe calls for low sodium chicken stock
>use the regular kind
I WANNA HEAL, I WANNA FEEL
>entering the building ahead of a female colleague
>I don't hold the door for her
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
I jack off at the dmv
A MAN HAS GUN, AIMING; HAVE FUN
> feed the dog... cat food
PSYCHO-SOMATIC ADDICT-INSANE
>steal pen I used at the bank, never return it
CRUISIN DOWN THE STREET IN MY 64
>drank milk on plastic straw
LADY
HEAR ME TONIGHT
>mom asks me to take out the trash
>say "fuck u mom" under my breath as I walk out the door
stupid bitch
>blocked my parents on instagram
OOO FREUNDE!
NIECHT DIESE TOENE!
>itch my butthole with my index finger
>sniff it
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK
>Sometimes I don't separate the whites and wash all of my clothes together
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
Based Prodigy listener
>mom tried to clean my room so i threw my dirty cum socks at her and she cried
AND I'D GIVE UP FOREVER TO TOUCH YOU
CUZ I KNOW THAT YOU'D FEEL ME SOMEHOW
YOU'RE THE CLOSEST TO HEAVEN THAT I'LL EVER BE
AND I DON'T WANNA GO HOME RIGHT NOW
>wore same boxers I came in the previous night to work
IF YOU FEEL
SO EMPTY
>speed limit 60
>doin 65
AUSCHWITZ
THE MEANING OF PAIN
>hear somebody sneeze
>don't say "bless you"
INTO THE BLUE AGAIN, NOW THAT THE MONEY'S GONE
>question prevailing media narratives around race and police as well as "movements" such as BLM
>on social media
>using my real name
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
Hell yes I was waiting for the prodigy post
>female looked at me in public
>she was just looking at her chad boyfriend standing behind me
IN THIS FAREWELL............
THERES NO BLOOD..........
THERES NO ALIBI............................
>squeak my shoes on linoleum floor
LATE FOR THE KILL EARLY FOR THE SLAUGHTER
>cookies say bake at 350 for 10 minutes
>bake at 375 for 9 minutes
YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZY
>take free food samples at the food court
>don’t buy any food
PEACE SELLS BUT WHOS BUYING
>banned for "replying to off topic garbage"
>wait and serve the 3 day ban inatead od taking 5 seconds to ban evade
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
>audibly question the holocaust in my history class
BLOW UP THE OUTSIDE BLOW UP THE OUTSIDE
what an absolute legend
>try on clothes in changing room, leave them on the floor instead of putting them back on the hanger
CRAWWWWWLLLIINNNNNGG IN MYYYY SKINNNNNNNN
>take a shit
>don't wipe
DEAD I AM THE RAT
FEAST UPON THE CAT
TENDER IS THE FUR
DYING AS YOU PURR