What did United mean by this?

What did United mean by this?

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>plum routes

i literally have no idea what the pic means

This is why east asian airlines will always be better than western ones; you literally have to pass a beauty test to be accepted as a flight attendant, you have to be an exact height and weight, if you gain weight you'll be fired. In China being a flight attendant is seen as a very prestigious career for a woman

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Is this a joke

The US-based airline, United Airways, is getting sued because they exclusively staffed flights carrying American football players (NFL=national football league) with hot young blondes.

Is because of black guys?

TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME

If I could have one superpower it would be the ability to say "BLACKED" so loud that it could destroy buildings and shit

number 8 all day

Jesus fucking christ, what is to be gained from this at all?

Gook here, you get paid a lot for being a Stewardess + You get married to some rich businessman later on because you are basically advertising yourself with a nametag to thousands of people a day on flights

Have other races and hair colors tried not being so fucking ugly?

In order to prove this case the airline stewardesses would need to prove damages.

How exactly do you prove damages when the saudi prince would have paid you twice as much for a blowjob? And how can the defense claim market value?

>In China being a flight attendant is seen as a very prestigious career for a woman

Wow. China is nowaydays only 70 years behind the rest of the world. China stronk.

how would they even prove this in court

White guys also want to fuck hot young blondes, FYI. But yeah probably.

NFL is predominantly black

is that including the man?

Sure, that's fair enough. I'll just put this in terms then you might relate to.

*ahem* B L A C K E D

I've known a few Korean flight attendants and they were all pretty smoking hot. It's a super competitive job, you interview against thousands of girls. Then when you have the job, they check your weight and measurements every week or so to make sure you haven't gotten too fat for the job.
Also pretty sure they have to fuck a lot of old dudes to get the job.

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United should pledge to make sure NFL charters have entirely black crews including pilots and stewardesses

They need catch up with the rest of the developed world and start importing black bulls to fuck their wives.

Specifically pilots please god

I've literally never seen a black flight attendant

Cuckolds are fucking disgusting. Even niggers want you dead.

I feel like theyre black half the time

Ive never seen a straight male flight attendant

Because it's a job where you have to be a little nice to people.

>it's another "all straight men prefer blonds" episode
I hate this unrealistic trope

many such cases

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Every time I fly united, the crew has always consisted of a fat, middle aged woman and a bald guy.

>Blacked Bolt

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United sucks so hard. Pretty much the only worse airline is Delta.

t. Tom Brady

Based

I wouldn't fly them if it weren't for the fact that both airports I regularly use are hubs of theirs.