Why are guys born in January so insecure about their taste in movies?

Why are guys born in January so insecure about their taste in movies?

Attached: 1591412034442.jpg (1875x1875, 340.63K)

I'm Jan. 2nd and I have no insecurity about kino.

What the hell is this gay shit? What does being born in January have to do with being a violent hick?

Attached: 1581634233379.jpg (410x511, 52.56K)

Why do I always see pics of these corny lame t shirts? are they a real thing?

>January guys are all soibois so they have to photoshop their shirts onto pictures of jacked guys
lol

Yes

kek imagine looking out your window and seeing this fag doing a photoshoot in his 4x4 fenced in backyard

Can confirm that people born in September eat guns.

you wouldn't get it, people born in summer and spring will never see the world the same way.

Attached: 1570515864544.jpg (564x777, 73.63K)

2bh you seem like a real April guy

As an Augustchad, I dare you to say that to my face.

Attached: August.jpg (907x908, 139.07K)

Are these guys friends or enemies?

Who /aprilchad/ here?

The explanation for these shirts is the shirt company gets these peoples information from Facebook or wherever and targets literally tailored shirt ads at them with things like their occupation or birth month. And the bigger morons actually buy and wear them.

Do americans really??

I was born in winter, in june, though.

>to day

Are there any fellow forklift operator veterans posting on Zig Forums tonight?

Is there an AI creating these t shirts based on popular searched phrases?

January here. Alien Covenant was great.

>Why are guys born in January
Wut? Is this really a thing?

Yes, any time you interact with a post on social media that advertises one of these, a bot pings your page and logs your relevant info and then you get targeted ads for it.

Cause their dad pulled the most epic prank on them in April Fool's Day the year prior.

damn it feels good being an August Leo chad, even the devil tries to shit talk us to kill our groove

I was born in January and I'm not. I don't even give a shit about movies really. I just come here to shitpost.

I dont have social media, you guys are my only friends

Holy mother of all BASED where ny /augustchad/ bros at?????

Who /DecemberChad/ here?

Attached: Walk-Away-I-Am-Grumpy-Old-Man-Born-In-December-Birthday-Shirt-6.jpg (1010x1010, 132.57K)

tbf this is all boomers. Except for maybe soft October and March pansies.

As an August guy I PISS whenever I want and FUCK YOU, the world is my PISS BOWL. You can lead me to a toilet but you can't make me PISS in it.

I ain't your friend, pal

anyone got a march on hand perchance?

based

You are my pal, guy.

>Are there any fellow forklift operator veterans posting on Zig Forums tonight?


What does being a forklift driver have to do with the month you're born in

It’s my birthday today and I’m literally eating guns right now

Attached: pepe.jpg (800x450, 39.57K)

Sorry fags, Zig Forums is a july guy board.

Attached: v3m8cft43pl41.jpg (1841x2048, 323.47K)

Having a beer and honoring the flag.. no time to bleed

Attached: 1599075297315.jpg (1242x1540, 167.73K)

I ain’t your guy jackass

where my MAY BROTHERS at?

Attached: Capture.png (755x644, 493.58K)

Their relationship can best be understood through Hegel's Master-Slave Dialectic.

they;re stock quotes, just replace the month with and suddenly you want it because its TOTALLY you

Gonna wear this when I go vote {{FOR TRUMP}}
And no liberal better stand in my way!

Who else /forkliftoperator/ here?

Attached: FB_IMG_1599097571660.jpg (700x868, 60.86K)

These are just horoscopes for rednecks

this shirt is literally me

yo

dangerously based

>my sense of humor your feelings
???

Fucking kek

cuck month

SOVL

Attached: 1573966238992.jpg (2988x5312, 2.26M)

>are they a real thing?

Never driven through middle america huh? Heh, guess you aint a real american then.. aincha, home slice

BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP!