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user, I've put up with a LOT of your SHIT over the years - the loliposting, the banes - but I will not tolerate one more goddamn seed and feed reference on my board! I want you to GET OUT!

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if she only had dark hair and huge titties she would be my mommyfu

t. italian

>what line of work are you in?
>shitpost management consultant

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>In addition to being your landlord, Mrs. Janitorio is also your mother. See what I'm getting at?

And then there was Adi Two Times, who got that name because he said everything twice like
>Jews control the papers, control the papers

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BAFUNGU

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Ta Junyuh

CARMELA
AJ, your father and I have discussed it and we both think its time for you to get a job.

AJ
I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I have a job! I'm a janitor for a popular online imageboard. I clean up shitposts and one day I might make Moderator.

(Carmela throws her hands in the air and rolls her eyes)

CARMELA
Great! My son cleans up virtual puke for a living!

TONY
And this online freak show you're working for, Do they pay you a salary? Do you get health insurance? Union?

AJ
Actually... I do it for free...

TONY (rage)
You do it for WHAT? Whatsamatterwithyou?! What have I been telling you for years? About how a man make a living? Provides for his family?

(Tony smashes his bowl of cereal behind AJ's head. Takes his phone and breaks it in his bare hands)

AJ (crying)
No Wonder I tried to kill myself 3 times last week!

(AJ runs up the stairs. The door to his room slams)

(Bobby Enters as Tony Breathes Heavily)

BOBBY
You know Quasimodo predicted all this.

Alla nostra!

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Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Christopher: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

This is going to need a 2020 version soon.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=snsHhdfkxI8

sopranos is turbo reddit.

How did you come to that conclusion considering reddit hates The Sopranos for its liberal use of homophobic and racial slurs?

I'm kekkin

>reddit hates The Sopranos for its liberal use of homophobic and racial slurs

God damn but that's one stupid, self-enclosed statement.

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I think you wish that was true so you could have yet another excuse from getting a job.

>website users don't like show because they deem it "homophobic and racist"
>getting a job
How are these two things connected in anyway?

Yamas

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Your constant need to make up imaginary enemies.

being 15 does not help the immersion.