Keanu Films

A scanner darkly

A lifetime of pain and misery.

didnt he direct a movie?
was some ninja shit

It's the unreleased footage from Metalfest VI.

why does Reddit always take something that is normal and decent and turn it into an absolutely annoying and insufferable joke/meme? Why can''t they stop sucking their own dicks for one second and realize the mundanity and consumerism of most of the things they worship?

also My Own Private Idaho

I’m sickened by the Western societies’ fanatical obsession with Hollywood celebrities, they are nothing but valueless hacks who’ve never done anything to advance humanity. The people who have created glorious machines and technologies and inventions of all kinds that will stand as pillars to future humanity get nothing, no paparazzi, no recognition, no $20 million paychecks in the mail,
yet the filth of humanity thrive. Escapism is A curse upon humanity, something that will eventually crush us if we do not fight it and those who push it upon our societies. To do so would require many to sacrifice to evolve above something so low.

>The people who have created glorious machines and technologies and inventions of all kinds that will stand as pillars to future humanity get nothing, no paparazzi, no recognition
You sure about that, chud?
We fuckin' love science

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> OMG computer make image of black sphere
> this big important

>implying there's any difference between Reddit and Zig Forums

keanus dick is tiny as fuck
go back to plebbit

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best movie would be matrix but best role would be something else because neo was so autistic

this one

He does have some good roles, but John Wick (1) is probably the only one of his movies where I was genuinely impressed by his performance. Like he was a real actor there and not just Keanu Reeves.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Advanture

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whyd she do it i wonder

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Probably that cyberpunk sci-fi one from the 90s where people plug their brains into computers. You know, the one where he meets a badass chick and joins a resistance group led by a black guy. He also gets advice from a mysterious AI woman.
I'm sure you know which one I mean.

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It's definitely not Serbia. I watched that steaming pile of manure on Amazon Prime last week after I read the plot description and saw he was in it.

Wow what a waste of 2 hours...

I love watching le wholesome Keanu movies with my chonker cat and my epic doggo

Bam Stokers Dracula
>oh God dammit bam I gotta work tomorrow quit tryna sunk my blood

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That’s a video game you buffoon and it hasn’t even come out yet.

the one with the telepathic dolphin?

Based

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This.

There objectively is and only redditors insist otherwise.

Honestly the first John Wick is a good contender.