NO!! YOU CANT JUST DRIVE DRUNK!!!! ITS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DANGEROUS!!!

>NO!! YOU CANT JUST DRIVE DRUNK!!!! ITS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DANGEROUS!!!

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It is and you're a cunt if you do it

>NNNOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SUSPEND MY LISENCSE AND PUT A DUI ON MY CRIMINAL RECORD

it’s crazy how Zig Forums has warped my perception of stupidity to the point where what I once thought was an obvious joke now may be the genuine thoughts from the mind of a neonazi shill with a zero IQ.

>It is and you're a cunt if you do it

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Well, if your judgement and perception is not normal then you probably shouldn't drive. However loife is full of risks so do what you gotta do.

the truth is it's not that bad and very easy to do and you can do it fine thousands of times but it only takes one time when you're too fucked up

>it’s crazy how Zig Forums has warped my perception of stupidity to the point where what I once thought was an obvious joke now may be the genuine thoughts from the mind of a neonazi shill with a zero IQ.

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Why you thought a bunch of South Americans and Indians were smarter than the average bear is beyond me.

>>It is and you're a cunt if you do it

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Based

This guy gets it

CAN I GET A "BASED"

newfag & underage

True. My friend hit someone while drunk. The victim is in a wheelchair for life and he's paying the bill for the rest of his life too.

But hey it's cool so it's worth it I guess

You just described Zig Forumsyps

>pouring Jameson in my friend’s mouth while he is driving
it is an exhilarating feel

Hey fellow redditor! I like making up stories on Zig Forums too to piss of those chuds! we both know that what happened to your friend was a freak car accident that could've happened at any given time, sober or not, he just happened to be drunk and therefore gets counted into the National databank as "drunk related accidents" even though thats a made up concept...much like COVID deaths

The best thread on this board right now

Does he pour semen in your mouth while he drives?

Who are you quoting?

I only drive drunk otherwise it's just too boring, you have make something of it

no, who are YOU quoting?

>vgh why don't minorities follow rules???? THIS IS WHY WE NEED A HUWHITE ETHNOSTATE!
>noooo why are you arresting me for driving drunk! NOOOOO I'm being discriminated against!

I drive drunk and blast Van Halen or GnR at full volume at 2 am

That would be kind hard unless it were in a cup.

No but I post sneed after I fuck your mom in the butt
Sneed

hehehe you driving drunk from the gay bar, FAG?

dilate

I drive drunk every day

>YES! Police arrest redneck for drinking and driving!! Gotta post this on my favorite revenge subreddit!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ARREST GEORGE FLOYD FOR HAVING 5 DIFFERENT SUBSTANCES IN HIS SYSTEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINO NOOOOOOO HE CAN'T BREATHERINOOOOO

>getting filtered this hard by VH and the Gunners
you are literally never going to make it, I wonder if your family is ashamed that you are in their bloodline

lol btfo

Lol ur gonna die alone

I don't drive drunk every day, sometimes I drive stoned too

>arresting someone for endangering others that could potentially kill dozens with a severe car crash is the same as kneeling on the throat of a man and killing him
woah...so this is the power of Zig Forums

this one time I was driving drunk and I nearly crashed into this high priced car lol
and no I didn't learn my lesson

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I’m drunk right now but I don’t know how to drive

>UPDATE YOUR SOFTWARE! IT SAYS ITS TIME FOR AN UPDATE. UPDATE IT. NOW.

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So would it be jusified for the police to kneel on the neck of redneck who's intoxicated? It wouldn't be there fault for him dying since he already had intoxicating substances in his system, right?

>Outing yourself as a Redditor
Brave.

kek

Lol how many DUIs do you have

I think it might actually be making fun of the "wear the muzzle"-posters

>he goes over the speed limit
If you do that I seriously hope you get killed, scumbag.

>you're a cunt if you drive drunk! You're rushing everyone's lives just out of selfishness!
>*speeds*

No Def Leppard? Animal is a better album than anything GnR did.

>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DRIVE THROUGH THE RED LIGHT!!!! THATS ILLEGAL!!!!!!!

>YOU'RE HAVING HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS AGAIN?!?!?!? TIME TO UP THE DOSAGE ON YOUR MEDICINE!!!

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