The Goddess is 69 today

Bow down before her.

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>none of her nudes are in costume

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I'm bowing down

She's a size queen

It hurts bros

Google Alison Tyler Elvira.
It's about as close as you're going to get.

Which is even better.
It's a shame she covers that ginger goodness with a wig.
>red bush
FUCK ME

bump

I still want to ravage Elvira like there's no tomorrow.

post proofs

When she was young she was literal perfection!!!FACT!!!

Are you sure? I could have sworn she did a shoot in some gothic like thing.

I know

>1 photo in thread
>not even of her

Honestly i wouldn't say no to her now!

>nude
>in costume

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>tfw don't care because BBC genes

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Every time a young man cooms to her, she gets some of his life force
She's like a coom vampire

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>young man
nigga, young men don’t even know who this melted paper thin skin grafted sack of corned beef and clown makeup is

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harsh but fair

When I met her a few years ago and had her sign my big box vhs, her handler joked how I probably wasn't even born when it was originally released. Almost everyone in the line was at least 6-30 years older than me

Is that how Eva Green is avoiding the Wall?

Then you fucked her right then and there, yes?

that was extra

same

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The arrow video blu ray release of Mistress of the Dark is only $18.99 on amazon and at best buy, I recommend getting it if you haven't already or don't have the German region free release like I got since I was tired of waiting for Arrow

all women are size queens whether they admit to it or not

Vampira was hotter

She aged like milk

i've never cum from piv but smaller dicks have always gotten me the closest

t. female

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are Elvira's movies any good? I might add them to my Halloween movie list this October.

>t. slut
Fixed that.

But her black hair is one of the character's trademarks. It's like asking her to wear white clothes with no cleavage.

I have a sudden craving for Motley Crue

I if I pulled out my 7x5.5 penis she would be down for sex?

And she'd love me

i was married to all of them

they are pretty awful

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The first one is a lot of fun, the second movie is awful but not because of elvira, it's because of all the other characters

They're goofy as shit. First one is fun as hell. Second one is also fun as hell but not as perfect.

I have a small peen and I get my gf off.

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Even worse.

Reminder that Elvira is canonically a Mario princess.

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