H-how do you respond?

h-how do you respond?

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>im not even going to fuck you, im practicing for the call of duty alpha tomorrow

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>Yes

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>the earring
g-guys

>pedo symbol earring
what did they mean by this?

I guess that depends how much you want me to call you back.

>earring
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking hell

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imagine how bad at sex she must be

that's a double negative

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Remember that time user got people to swear the Okay symbol was a hate symbol?

Difference is that the pedo triangle is from a classified FBI document from the early 2000's.

That’s exactly what I’m gonna do babe
*hit her*

Ah, so if the government says it, it must be true, right?

>the other guys

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I van't fuck you.
I AM JAZZ.
*applause*

ITT homosexuals turning down the offer to nut in something other than a Kleenex without an expectation of financial cost or future support

Guys, becoming a wizard is a choice.

nigga I want a wife

Of course not, hole.

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Based

damn

Great. Go get a wife. No one says you can't get your dick wet while looking for someone to put a ring on.

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Merry Christmas, user.
Hope you go to sleep with a belly full of bacon.

What's this from?

wtf I believer the FBI now when it comes to pedo symbols and interracial crime rates!

I have to think the sentence over a couple of times in my head because there are multiple "not"s mentioned so I wouldn't respond anything and she would be turned on by my mysteriousness (autism)

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By having sexual relationships with this human female after promising her to not do what she dislikes, and THEN I do it anyway!
The human female will trust me because I said I would not do it.

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happy hanukkah faggot

no haha, I'm gonna commit to a woman who straight up admits to being a cumdump haha, now would you like this $3000 commitment ring m'lady?

>implying a girl has ever talked to anyone from here, much less about fucking

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blops bros unite

Thank you for your well wishes, but I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior so, I don't celebrate it.

literally the best call of duties
blop2>mw2

My sister has, she tells me all about her fetishes.
Then again, she's 15 and socially retarded.

fuck off kike

Euphoria

Oddly enough, I had a coworker who I met for drinks more than a few times, and those few times led to fucking all but maybe once or twice. I was very much an user, but she dressed well to work and got my attention, and after awhile I was able to jump into some conversations and develop a rapport with her. The fish are out there boys, but you're never gonna catch anything if you don't have a line in the water.

I have turned down a slut fingering herself and asking me to fuck her in my own bed, having sex isn't hard at all and most women are whores.