h-how do you respond?
H-how do you respond?
>im not even going to fuck you, im practicing for the call of duty alpha tomorrow
>Yes
>the earring
g-guys
>pedo symbol earring
what did they mean by this?
I guess that depends how much you want me to call you back.
>earring
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking hell
imagine how bad at sex she must be
that's a double negative
Remember that time user got people to swear the Okay symbol was a hate symbol?
Difference is that the pedo triangle is from a classified FBI document from the early 2000's.
That’s exactly what I’m gonna do babe
*hit her*
Ah, so if the government says it, it must be true, right?
>the other guys
I van't fuck you.
I AM JAZZ.
*applause*
ITT homosexuals turning down the offer to nut in something other than a Kleenex without an expectation of financial cost or future support
Guys, becoming a wizard is a choice.
nigga I want a wife
Of course not, hole.
Based
damn
Great. Go get a wife. No one says you can't get your dick wet while looking for someone to put a ring on.
Merry Christmas, user.
Hope you go to sleep with a belly full of bacon.
What's this from?
wtf I believer the FBI now when it comes to pedo symbols and interracial crime rates!
I have to think the sentence over a couple of times in my head because there are multiple "not"s mentioned so I wouldn't respond anything and she would be turned on by my mysteriousness (autism)
By having sexual relationships with this human female after promising her to not do what she dislikes, and THEN I do it anyway!
The human female will trust me because I said I would not do it.
happy hanukkah faggot
no haha, I'm gonna commit to a woman who straight up admits to being a cumdump haha, now would you like this $3000 commitment ring m'lady?
>implying a girl has ever talked to anyone from here, much less about fucking
blops bros unite
Thank you for your well wishes, but I've accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior so, I don't celebrate it.
literally the best call of duties
blop2>mw2
My sister has, she tells me all about her fetishes.
Then again, she's 15 and socially retarded.
fuck off kike
Euphoria
Oddly enough, I had a coworker who I met for drinks more than a few times, and those few times led to fucking all but maybe once or twice. I was very much an user, but she dressed well to work and got my attention, and after awhile I was able to jump into some conversations and develop a rapport with her. The fish are out there boys, but you're never gonna catch anything if you don't have a line in the water.
I have turned down a slut fingering herself and asking me to fuck her in my own bed, having sex isn't hard at all and most women are whores.