Can’t act

>can’t act
>no charisma
>average looking
>total cunt in real life
How did his career become as big as it is today?

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He has a big career?

Kek news to me

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>average looking

Because his list of hate crimes exceeds hitler’s

wasn't he in Gerry by Gus Van Sant?

Him and the Rock must take the smallest pay in all of Hollywood, they're in fucking everything and suck all the time. At least Rock seems to have a lot of charisma offscreen, he just can't make it shine through in his atrocious acting. Wallberg seems like a bitch on and offscreen

big dick energy

Why is the J so mad at good Irish Catholic Chad's?

Because he wakes up at 2am

Because he's the actor that gets cast for roles that nobody else wants to take.

I honestly can't name a single thing he's been in besides The Departed.

Boogie Nights is a classic, not even a huge PTA fan but I can watch that movie anytime

He summoned white males to advance his career.

boogie nights was all right

Good agent

He was Marky Mark. Zoomers won't understand but that's why he basically got a free pass as an actor.

>How did his career become as big as it is today?
because he's a vietnam war hero

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No he wasn't. Have you even seen Gerry?

VIETNAM
FUCKING
SHITS

I mean... Ted and Lone Survivor were pretty big movies, The Fighter was pretty popular at the time too although everyone seemed to forget it pretty quickly.

To OP; I agree, but he was hot in his youth, he had a hit song and was the star of one of the most famous marketing campaigns of the 90s

All I'm saying is that if I was there, it wouldn’t have went down like it did.

>Rock must take the smallest pay

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>total cunt in real life
Just because he got revenge for the Tet Offensive doesn't make him a cunt.

The Happening

All of these points are wrong. He's based and I'm always happy to see him in a movie

holy shit, how does this even happen

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

By being litty

Same reason he got to be a shitty rapper, and got away with blinding some poor old gook man, etc..
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