Wow, you've taken good care of your body. Such a waste

>Wow, you've taken good care of your body. Such a waste

Why did Daniel Craigs Bond have so many weird bisexual villains that wanted to fuck him?

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It's weird, but it makes for a distinct flavor for Craig's Bond era

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Because it's kino

Why do they always have the same fucking scene in every single Bond movie?

Bond is in a chair with his hands bound while the antagonist sits very close while touching him and softly speaking about his motivations while reminding Bond he can't escape, typically with homoerotic tones. It's all so tiresome with the same cookie cutter formula.

Daniel Craig is fucking hot, it's perfectly believable.

To appeal to the female audience?

>Ah yes bond, once my computer virus is unleashed onto the internet, everyone will know who is truly in control of the banks. But you’ll never stop me, not now. You see bond *fixes his tie* I’ve placed the release valve for this chair on both of our lips. Only a kiss will release you from this chair bond. But I would never kiss you bond *winks directly to the camera*

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It’s just a mainstay of the franchise.
>torture scene in which Bond inevitably escapes
>exotic car chase
>beautiful woman is a potential love interest but probably dies at the end
>villain has a cartoonish goal and is portrayed by a high profile actor
>silly gadget
>somewhat inane plot as Bond travels around the world trying to find and stop the villain
Voila, now you’re cooking with Bond. I’m sure there are many other tropes, this is just from the last few. Been a long time since I’ve seen the older movies.

Just give me a fucking gun and i do it. Boom.

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The series created the tropes. Let at least one thing be classic without always trying to be "subversive"

I think the trope is that Bond has an affair with the villains girlfriend or a hot girl working for the villain who's trying to honeypot him but eventually is killed and then also has a thing with a girl on the good side as well

>mopey Bond
fucking dropped

Underrated post

>tradition bad!

How was he mopey?

Why is there a gigantic turd on his shoulder? Is that part of the torture?

reminder that every bond film since the world is not enough has been written by the same two hacks
pic related scene was kino tho

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Does anyone else want to see a movie with Mads Mikkelsen and Michael Madsen?

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Literally anyone can write a James Bond movie, it's like mad libs

They're too old now

can someone explain to me what was going on in this scene? was he whacking his nuts?

Silva > La Chiffre > Bolhem > Greene
At least Waltz may do something in No Time To Die.

Writing the same fucking movie over and over is not tradition. It's lazy and low effort.

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What the fuck? I meant *Blofeld

who wouldn't want to get their ass pounded by this man?

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Torture to get the 150 million he won from him in the poker game at the Casino Royale

how was he torturing him

Bond's chair has a hole under it, like a toilet seat. Chiff's heavy rope gets swung underhanded so the tip bashes Bond's ballsack underneath the chair.