Do aliens really

Thanks user

god i wish that were me nghhh

I fucking LOVE my dad.
Literally told my mom and the doctors “it’s his prick, he can decide what he wants to do with it” holy fucking based, what a God.

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what movie

Fire in the Sky

>humanoid aliens
I am sick and tired of that shit.

Homer simpson sleeps in a power tent that he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS.

hating humanoid aliens is midwit shit, humans evolved into the humanoid shape because it is efficient in manipulating the world around them, no matter what planet it is. Any other advanced alien race would also be generally humanoid, regardless of the physics of their planet.

>humans evolved into the humanoid shape because it is efficient in manipulating the world around them
And this is dimwit shit. Humans are humanoid because apes in general are humanoid, because that was an effective way to climb around in trees.

Bridesmaids

>And this is dimwit shit.
Yes. What you wrote is dimwit shit. Thanks for pointing that out.

>oxygen tent

Hey, that’s a half truth

>covered in film so thin a dull razor can cut it
>can't break out

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do humans really

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Oh Travis Walton. I know about him. Coast to Coast and other radio shows.

Space magic

CHECKED AND KEK'D

this is incredibly stupid and wrong. We can't even speculate what they'd look like, and chances are it'd be completely different. Biology doesn't rebuild itself from the ground up. Our bilateral symmetry and four limbs and spinal cord and the layout of organs came from fish, they evolved that way to suit the needs of fish. Our eyes are filled with fluid that perfectly matches the outside environment and introduces no refraction or distortion - if you're in the ocean. Our eyes are fundamentally fucked because they evolved in water, human eyesight is about as good as any terrestrial animal can hope for, and that won't change because evolution doesn't go back and fix things that way. A mutant with no fluid in its eyeballs would just be blind, no single mutation could produce a proper above water eye filled with gas.

If there was a planet like earth then yes ayys would be humanoid

In what other conceivable environment could life evolve? Some gas giants atmosphere like in 2001?

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Why not just kill him first?

no human looks like that

no they would be descended from some simple basal animal and their body shape would be whatever that animal's body shape was, but with its own set of adaptations analogous to ours - grasping limbs, good senses, big thinker, some method of communication, probably some kind of predator. It could have 8 way radial symmetry like an octopus or some completely unheard of alien body plan.
absolutely anywhere in the universe that's chemically volatile, but not too chemically volatile, and hot, but not too hot, with an abundant energy source.

There are a few physical requirements needed of the planet for an alien race to become space-faring, (not an ocean planet, correct temperature for certain materials not to melt, correct amount of gravity, etc.) and those physical requirements of the planet would also cause aliens to generally look like us.

It's a vacuum so it's pretty accurate

based

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Pure, delicious autism. He unironically thinks he's a big brained smart boi for sperging out about the aliens being humanoid rather than appreciating how effective the horror of the whole sequence in Fire of Sky is. You can't see the woods for the trees, you Dunning-Kruger case study faggot.

I believe life everywhere would evolve the same way. They’d even have their own space dolphins. Not exactly a mammal but it would look like it

I bet they'd be like bugs moreso than tetrapods or even chordates

Humanoid means bipedal, two arms, two legs, one head. Shit like that.

Having the same environment only means analogous adaptations to fill the same biological niches, it doesn't mean creatures evolve to look the same every time. Note how the animals on different continents are not all the same

why do the aliens literally look like joe biden

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I like the way you think but there must be an abundant solvent, like water but not necessarily water, in liquid form to facilitate the myriad of chemical interactions necessary for both simple and complex life. Such life will be alien, but certainly symmetrical and very likely recognizable

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those all started out as tetrapods looking very similar to begin with

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Yeah you're correct, I just included the presence of an appropriate solvent in the 'chemically volatile but not too chemically volatile' part. I'd count on symmetry and segmentation of some kind to form, and we'd definitely recognize life as life, I doubt we'll ever actually run in to some sci-fi living crystals situation

It was stuck to him like somebody blowing a huge bubble of gum and then you go up and pop it in their face.

It would be cool if a plantlike lifeform evolved intelligence, or at least some behavior. It's weird that there is basically only the venus fly trap in terms of plant behavior. You'd think one would have evolved to have more sophisticated behavior at some point. Imagine a tree that could use its branches like arms