Objective ranking

5>4>6>3>RO/Solo>7>8>1>9>2

Step aside, everyone:

>6>4>5>3>1>2>The Mandalorian>Solo>Rogue One>8>7>intestinal cramps>9

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5 > 4 >> 6

7, 8 AND 9 ARE NOT STAR WARS! 7, 8 AND 9 ARE DISNEY NONCANONWARS!

Remember that scene in "Misery" where Kathy Bates rants that the guy died in the last serial and that it wasn't cockadooy fair and stuff? That's you now.

5 > 6 > 4 in their original state, everything else belongs in a dumpster fire

4>6>5>RO>3>1>7>2>solo>9>Holiday Special>Caravan of Courage>8

Revenge of the Sith is better than return of the Jedi. Always has been, always will be.

I would say AtoC is better than TFA, for at least the plot moves there.
And TROS is unironically worse than TLJ (and they are both beyond shit).

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>Revenge of the Sith is better than return of the Jedi
Good one, user. 10/10 Had me going.
RotS is pretty good, but it ends like six times. Need moar eddiding

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Why does everyone hate Attack of the Clones?

Don't know either. AotC is a good transition movie. The only awful aspect of it I would say is the battle between Anakin and Count Dooku. Should've been longer and those close face shots while the lightsabers were moving were terrible.

Because it's a shitty movie that's embarassing to watch during the "love scenes" which are some of the worst scenes in any movie ever, which is no small feat. Then the editing is all over the place, lots of wasted opportunities, like under-using Christopher Lee, making Yoda look like shit, making the Jedis into total idiots, but yes it's got some good fyyyytzz.

RotJ turned the Empire into a First Order tier joke.

Nuh uh.

It's a really bad movie, even by Star Wars standards. Characterizations are all over the place and the romance/dialogue was clearly written by someone who's never spoken to a woman for more than a few minutes.

It introduced some badass toys and designs though, so it's still important.

>defeated by ewoks
Yes huh

No infinity because the Ewoks were the perfect Vietcong allegory that distracted and defeated the arrogant and overconfident Imperial pig dogs.

>Because it's a shitty movie that's embarassing to watch during the "love scenes" which are some of the worst scenes in any movie ever

You have a space monk and a professional politician, neither of which have been in an relationship before. Their loves scenes are awkward because they don't know how to act or what to say.

And that's even before we get into the fact that they are both emotional trainwrecks. He's a stalker, she's lonely, they both think they're going to die tomorrow because of a war, and there is nobody they can go to for advice. Anakin can't go to Obi-Wan or the Jedi since he isn't supposed to be with Padme in the first place and because of her political life Padme has no one else.

It would have been 10x better if they just fucked a couple times and she got pregnant. It didn't need to be Lucas' first attempt at making a love story

Maybe, but that wasn't the story Lucas was trying to tell. He was telling the story of two really broken and emotionally stunted people ending up together and it having a disastrous outcome for everyone involved, for them, for their kids, for the galaxy at large.

It's a better story than a lot of people give it credit for.

No, its bad to have casual sex enforced even more than it is. Also, they needed to be in love for the tragedy to be even greater.
You can say their love story was poorly constructed, but it could not be anything else than a love story.

5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > RO > 1 > Solo > 2 > 7 > 9 > 8

It's better if you're a big fan of bad things.

You're just making excuses for poor dialogue, poor acting, poor line delivery, and a ludicrous script.
Look, Attack of the Clones is a neat background movie to have on, but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

The dialog and delivery is no better or worse than what we got in the OT, especially by the time of Jedi. Ford didn't want to be there, Fisher was coked out of her skull, for most of Empire and Jedi Hamill was playing against muppets or guys in masks.

"I can't tell you."
"But you could tell Luke, that's who you could tell?"
"Hold me."

Shakespeare it ain't.

I'm surprised Anakin didn't ask if he could sniff her feet

>The dialog and delivery is no better or worse than what we got in the OT
Stupid lies^
Come on, man.

>Mannequin
>Padma(te)
>Mango Fed
>The Chinamodians
>Wad O' Cash complete with action schnoz
>Tar Tar Blinks

Lucas is based.