This is Lucas' idea of flirty dialogue?
This is Lucas' idea of flirty dialogue?
I want to get everywhere on those bare shoulders.
I thought their romance in AotC was spot-on. He was literally an incel Jedi who has been pining over some fucking space queen for 10 years, never seeing her. Anakin has NO idea how to act in any social situation that doesn't involve his bro/mentor Obi-wan Kenobi. He just says cringy autist shit because he's a cringy autist padawan who shouldn't have been trained from such an old age.
>Anakin is cringy
>Anakin is socially stunted
Wow! Congrats for figuring it out user. A warrior monk raised since 9 in a life of duty. Him being creepy, clingy, emotionally unstable, and unable to properly deal with romantic emotions IS THE POINT.
Dumbass
>George Lucas made Nathalie Portman think about sex on the beach
Based
>tfw Zoomers actually think Anakin is supposed to be looked up to
I would have been 10 when Episode 2 came out and I understood this right away.
Well he IS from Tatooine, a desert planet.
Yeah the planet his mom was sold and then kidnapped and raped for the past 10 years after he was let free to go be a Jedi
I always thought he was supposed to be cringe so those romance scenes never bothered me. Maybe it helps that I've seen a lot of kino 40s melodramas.
>kino
>melodrama
That's an oxymoron you moron
It doesn't explain why Padme gets wet for him. She had her choice of Coruscant dick and she settled for some autismo who was still going through puberty at 19.
woman lust for power
he was relentlessly handsome
>This is Lucas' idea of flirty dialogue?
it wasn't flirting. it was confiding. women like when they can break through a "strong silent type" man and get em to let their guard down. the scene was also meant to demonstrate that while anakin is now grown up and a man fighting on the front lines in a war that he is still developmentally, emotionally, a in many ways still a child, still dealing with his internal struggles over his childhood as a slave, leaving his mother behind, having his savior, qui-gon murdered, and being thrown into battle while still mentally a child. this meme'd "sand lol" scene has nothing to do with sand or not liking sand. its about anakin being afraid and feeling comfortable enough with padme to express so.
Did you not watch the first movie user? Shes had the hots for him for awhile
He's tall
He was dwelling on her the whole time which is why he failed as a Jedi.
>force sensitive choose one
>can perform magic tricks
>basically training to be an authority
>super smart
>super powerful
>constantly flirting with you
>whisked away to a romantic setting
>forced into his world and his emotions
>handsome
Geee idk?
He wasn't actually talking about sand, he was talking about niggers
I agree redditor. Twin Peaks? That's a bad show.
>It doesn't explain why Padme gets wet for him. She had her choice of Coruscant dick and she settled for some autismo who was still going through puberty at 19.
hes a hero savant. he literally saved her home world from an invasion by blowing up the droid control ship as an untrained child. then she watched him grow from afar into the biggest war hero in the galaxy. one of the best pilots, one of the best jedi, one of the best warriors in their whole galaxy. on top of all that he overcame a dark childhood background, which is just icing on the cake to a women.
>It doesn't explain why Padme gets wet for him.
Incel detected. She got hot off of him being handsome plus the forbidden nature of it all. It's basically spelled out in the AotC scenes at her villa plus the post-Battle of Coruscant "I'm pregnant!" scene.
God, you fake fans got filtered so hard by the preqs.
>>It doesn't explain why Padme gets wet for him.
>Incel detected.
>God, you fake fans got filtered so hard by the preqs.
and somehow - paradoxically these same people were " 'shippin' " kylo ren and whatever her name was in teh sequel films even though they never had one, evening hintingly, romantic scene together AT ALL in the sequels. the closest they come is when she tells him to put a shirt on(cringe and weird AF scene) and the end of TRoS when kylo dies and she cries about it. neither of those scenes is romantic AT ALL. you can maybe argue the shirtless scene is semi sexual, but its sexually AWKWARD, where one character rejects the other. as for the final scenes where shes crying over his death i have to admit i cant even/dont want to fully remember them. she maybe said she loved him or not. it doesnt matter though. at most it was the equivalent of a nod to the fan relationship theory faggot community. he died. they never had a relationship and never will. the story was trash and pointless. their relationship totally pointless.
where in the prequels. anakin and padme's relationship is pre-ordained, luke and leia from the OT needed parents, we already knew of vader/anakin, they just had to make up padme. they had to make a character for anakin to fall in love with and birth luke and leia. we knew she would die tragically. we knew anakin would become a REEEEEEing sith autist.
their relationship was doomed to be tragic and therefor all the awkward moments, the weird/creepy/dark things anakin says etc make sense. those scenes all exist, in part to show us anakin's dark side. the most glaring example being when anakin makes his biggest confessions to padme: when he slaughtered all the sandpeople, or the younglings in the jedi temple. anakin is awkward and creepy on purpose. hayden nailed anakin skywalker in my mind. george lucas knocked the dialog out of the park. the sequel characters? just horribly acted poorly written consoomer sjw trash.
Really? You don't remember the mindrape scene from TFA?
>hayden nailed anakin skywalker in my mind. george lucas knocked the dialog out of the park. the sequel characters? just horribly acted poorly written consoomer sjw trash.
Yes, unironically.
The flirt scenes and meeting with the family were mostly cut from the movie.
>not her tummy
GAY
>*retarded mental gymnastics about how this dialogue was bait that filtered the plebs and the whole movie was super secret kino since there's no way the films made to sell toys I enjoyed when I was 7 could possibly be bad films.*
>Dude, whaddya think they're sayin'?
>"Excuse me, Meesh. Tell the man that we come in friendship."
>And Meesh is, "Dude, my big American friends are going to fuck you up if you don't show us some blown-up tanks!" And the hajji's all, "Habadabada? Habadadabada."
>And Meesh is all, "Dude, these Iraqis love the fact that we are here. They fucking love freedom and they thought that those fireballs last night were fucking wicked, dude. You Americans have killed a lot of sand. The sand was very evil..."
>not her tummy
Oh I'll be doing things to that tummy