What's your favorite "couples" movie? A movie that you think is ideal for a couple to enjoy together while relaxing?

What's your favorite "couples" movie? A movie that you think is ideal for a couple to enjoy together while relaxing?

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Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

sneed

heh
based, babe

Do white people really eat their food in bed while naked?
That's disgusting and takes away the intimacy of sex.

I Am Sam

Jacob's Ladder

>your favorite
That would be any of the movies I most loved watching with my particular gf. She's probably different from yours but that's not my problem.
-The Thing on a brutal winter night
-Sorcerer on an enormous screen
-The Swimmer
-Cold Comfort Farm
-Delicatessen
-The Faculty
-The Shop Around the Corner
-The Cell

Yes that way you can dip your pizza slice in your wife's pussy

Titanic.
It is simultaneously a BOATS movie, depicts massive loss of human life, semi-historical and also chicks love it.

Megan Leavey

lolita

>Delicatessen
Jesus what kind of woman would want to be in the mood to fuck you after watching that. It's not a bad movie but it's gross.

I dont get it, its not like you're fucking on top of the pizza how does it take intimacy away?

>She's probably different from yours but that's not my problem

""""She"""" is a man and you are gay deal with it.

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It's a beautiful romance, and we live in a similar broken down apocalyptic civilization. If you want to fuck, put on a completely unengaging comedy. Anything Apatow or Russell Brand.

My girlfriend really likes movies like moana, frozen, zootopia, and the lego movie.

same to you blah blah blah

this is clearly drawn to be "comfy". if it was legit the girl would be leaning into the gu, the pizza would be between them and they'd be on a couch. have you tried laying like that and watching a 2 hour movie? no go.

does she fart while you two watch movies?

Is she 12 years old?

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>not huffing her braaaps
i cant believe this image

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AFRICAN AMERICAN MICROPENIS

a serbian film

>these sn**d faggots trying to leech off literally every Zig Forums meme with shitty MS paint jobs
every time

people don't actually have sex you retards. Learn to see through the bs, sex is massively over rated and normies are delusional and focus on what its not and the hype surrounding it rather then the reality. 'Sex' is a masturbation fantasy or pornography, actual intercourse is nothing like it, couples rarely do it and one night stands almost never happen

>couples rarely have sex
>one billion babies are going to be born in 2021 alone
???

Maladolescenza but we skip all the nude scenes

Han Ye (Cold Nights)

True Romance.

>"Hey it's James Gandolfini!"
>"It's Christian Slater from Heathers. I used to love that movie when I was younger"
>"This scene with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken is hilarious."
>"This cast is amazing."

If she says any of the above you might have a keeper.

I know you're trolling but my ex showed me Jacobs Ladder one time we were drunk and then started crying about her dead grandmother midway through. After she 'calmed down' she got really horny and we fucked like rabid dogs. Became an ongoing thing where she would get sad, have a sorta manic episode and then succubus tier sex. Good riddance bitch

I prefer not to answer that.

Really? No one mentioned the fucking cactus ladder?

that isn't an edit, who cares

intercourse, not sex