YOU AUTHORIZED PAYMENT ON THE DOUG WALKER POLICY?!

Never thought I'd read that in Wallace Shawn's voice, but here we are.

UUUUOOOOHHH

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Unironically why does Doug get so much hate?

A. He's talentless
B. He has no critical eye for film in any capacity
C. He presents his uneducated opinions as valid critiques when in reality they're the ramblings of a manchild
D. He's not funny at all, and is definitely the type to call himself the "funny guy" in a circle of friends
Let me know if I missed any

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That man out there, he is getting raped!

>We're supposed to help (((OUR PEOPLE)))

Wow, i just watched a couple clips of this movie for the first time since it came out and its still enjoyable even as an adult. It's exaggerated and humorous but not outright spazzy like a lot of childrens entertainment is.

because of some rumors that he's been asking for sex from the women who show up in his videos in exchange for favoritism, i think. if anyone has an actual source that isn't discord bullshit, back me up.

I never thought I’d see lightbringer topped, but here we are.
That guy has serious fucking issues

STOP RIGHT NOW, OR YOUR FUCKED

hehe

he wrote a book?

A: He's decently talented when it comes to making youtube videos.
2: Strongly disagree. Even if his normal review style does downplay it.
C: They are decently well researched most of the time.
D: Highly subjective.

Woman, black guy. Get in here!

And the JewWario policy

The very concept of a critic who is cosmic levels of unaware of himself or his shortcomings in incredibly enticing to criticize.

at the very least, mike and jay shit on space cop every now and then. Doug walker comes off as someone who would never, no matter how much time has passed, would EVER rewatch kickassia and think

"you know, this is kind of embarrassing"

it is a total lack of self awareness, of shame, of a par of quality, all while having this delusion that "yeah im actually not so bad". Have you seen the last 15 minutes of the wall review? ive seen actual schizophrenic people with more wherewithal to not embarrass themselves than doug displayed by releasing that to the public

Memoirs of a Nasty Cock Slut

>He's decently talented when it comes to making youtube videos.
haha
nooo
compare him against even a channel run by drunken idiots like RLM, which still manage to scrounge together even a basic level of competency for their productions. And yet Nostalgia Critic's been doing this for decade and he still doesn't seem to have a grasp on even the basics of filmmaking he pretends to have the knowledge to analyze.

if you want to say whether or not the wall review was good is "entirely subjective" I cant disagree because words have definitions, but also fuck you

Frozone: "we're not doing it"

What

Kickassia is fine for what it is. Nobody, up to and including Doug Walker, think it's on the level of a normal movie.

>Kickassia is fine for what it is.
Three hours I'll never get back?

>compare him against even a channel run by drunken idiots like RLM, which still manage to scrounge together even a basic level of competency for their productions.
RLM is fine. But production is not really their thing. Most people basically just use it as a Podcast and don't really watch it.

Never watched the Wall because I couldn't care less about the subject matter.

I still watch the YTP's emplemon made of this movie from time to time

>YOU AUTHORIZED THE LARRY SILVERSTEIN POLICY?!

I'm pretty sure it's only like a hour. And if you didn't like it, why the fuck did you finish watching it? You do realize it was, like, free?

>But production is not really their thing
and yet, their production level is still miles ahead of Critic, who makes videos people are supposed to watch like TV episodes

>and yet, their production level is still miles ahead of Critic,
90% of their videos is just two people sitting in a room and talking. If you want to argue they do that better, that's only because it's less ambitious in the first place.