>dirty sexy witch villain offers protagonist to join her as her lover
>he refuses
I hate this trope.
Dirty sexy witch villain offers protagonist to join her as her lover
Tfw no evil gf to dominate but but also show her love in an intrinsic interpretation of evil
These witches put a hex muh dick naw sayin
rose the hat wasnt a witch dummy
Gypsy, same shit.
Same
is hollywood entering peak mom decade?
>sexy
>3
She was a hat
It 2 was so fucking bad, holy shit. Thanks for a reminder.
I want to marry Ahmanet and make her my queen.
Should have put Rebecca Ferguson as Morgana.
Wtf, were Cara’s tits in Suicide Squad always that big? Could’ve sworn she is flat.
Is it worth watching?
Only to see her
If you like campy movies it’s alright to have a drink to and laugh at. She definitely is a cute smol mummy in it, and Tom Cruise is entertaining to follow.
Mission impossible meets evil dead army of darkness. Answer yourself
Play The Mummy Demastered instead, much better experience.
It’s one of the best tropes.
I only saw the bottom right: Hat lady
And I didn't think she was all that "sexy", I mean she had big knockers but.. ehh
I would join mummy in a heartbeat, no regrets no hesitation, don't even have to be lover I just want to serve.
She killed his best friend. Bros before hoes.
If he was a best friend he'd understand
the hat seriously ruins it, makes me think of a retarded latter day hippie who's really into stevie nicks and being 'witchy' but just smells bad and has stretch marks
>women are evil
>The reason women are evil is because of the hole between their legs
>A man who resists such temptation shows how good he truly is
Based
I love Sofia!
Absolute scando master race. Perfect pick for Jennifer in Dune . I would have her over any 18 year old
Kind of. It's underrated. They wanted to start monster universe, something like marvel or maybe like men in black but with horror theme, zombies, vampires, werewolves and so on but it seems like people don't really care and they gave up. Maybe they will return to this someday but right now the movie feels like introduction to something bigger that will never come. Worth watching for mummy princess because she is amazing there and for Tom Cruise going insane and loosing his mind and his sense of reality.
>bottom left
>dirty sexy witch
>sexy
aahahahahahha
i want enchantress and ahmanet to bully and entice me into picking them over the other
The thing about being handsome and skilful is, we don't have to take what's offered to us on a plate. We can turn bitches down. We have the luxury of pausing for a moment and analysing the situation. Why is this thot offering for ME to join HER? Simple. She's desperate. She lacks the skills and charisma to charm me to her way of thinking. I'm the one who makes the plays. I'm the one who observes them and decides whether or not to make the move. And the reason? I'm handsome and skilled.
The rest of you settle for used goods. Hey, at least it's pussy, right?