Have you ever met a real celebrity?

Have you ever met a real celebrity?

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I am one

she is so gd hot

I've met two Australian PMs and a professional rugby league player

Even today I would

WHAT UP THE WORLD

tummy kino

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pedophile ring?

nah, just a young conservatives club at uni, with a huuuuuuge amount of closeted fags

I've actually met Ryan Gosling at a grocery store.

That's TV Johnny

negative canthal tilt

>that sneaky piece of buttock
very nice

You look like Jaws if he was pathetic and Asian.

me on the left

Hi Henry, looking forward to a new supes

BASED Johnny

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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Many.
Mostly boring faggots.

Once you go BAC you can't go black

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Moot?

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classic

Schizo

I have met Eddy Wally

which uni?

is cardi really a dude?

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no. on that evidence neither have you

>its one big club and you aint in it.
you have read Platos republic havent you user?

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Reminder to never trust someone who wears shades indoor.

Incredibly based.

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>rugby league
You mean pussy rugby?