Life imitating art

>Apply for a job doing data analysis for a corporation
>After a few hours of standard IQ/maths tests have to record myself answering 6 strangely philosophical questions off the cuff, monologuing into my webcam
>EG: "Talk for 3 minutes about your attitude towards creativity"
>Am told afterwards that my video will be processed by an automatic algorithm which will analyse my facial expressions, body language and tone of voice to assess my competency for the role
>All I can think of is this

What are some other times your real life imitated movies?

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>Am told afterwards that my video will be processed by an automatic algorithm which will analyse my facial expressions
yeah, no, that's when you sue them for all they are worth

Are you me? Just had to do this for an analyst position at an Amazon subsidiary.

I made it to the next round btw.

I fucking hate personality tests.

>washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/10/22/ai-hiring-face-scanning-algorithm-increasingly-decides-whether-you-deserve-job/

The technology has been around for a while now

>An artificial intelligence hiring system has become a powerful gatekeeper for some of America’s most prominent employers, reshaping how companies assess their workforce — and how prospective employees prove their worth.
>Designed by the recruiting-technology firm HireVue, the system uses candidates’ computer or cellphone cameras to analyze their facial movements, word choice and speaking voice before ranking them against other applicants based on an automatically generated “employability” score.

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sue them for what? they can hire whoever nonwhite nonasian they want

They actually do this to look for anti-social cues. If you have anti-social (sociopathic tendencies) then they let you pass to the next round.

They want hard workers doing everything they can to reach the target, not people with empathy.

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do you have something you'd like to tell us, Leon? perhaps something about your... mother?

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I'm fine with people put find it quite awkward just talking to a camera because it's not something I ever do, think I would fail this

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I'm sorry no one listened, Ted. I'll do what I can to punish them.

> "Talk for 3 minutes about your attitude towards creativity"
Maybe I'm a brainlet but I don't even know what this means. I would probably sit there silent.

Good idea, throw a wrench in the machine.

You would say something like:

>"Creativity is a core principle in my problem-solving strategy. I always look for innovative and elegant ways to approach challenging problems, and thrive in situations where they may not be an established way of doing things. An example of this self-directed creative initiative would be the time when I was working at X and was tasked with architecting a solution related to Y, for which me any my team built novel approach Z and saved the company W dollars over the more traditional method which would have cost more and have been slower. Working smarter has always been my watchword. (etc etc)

t. terminal wageslave drone with less and less desire to live with every passing day

the only choice at this point. fuck this gay earth

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airbnb stopped showing your prof pic until AFTER you book.
>sue them for what?
whatever lawsuit prompted that.

How did we come to this, i fucking hate everything.

God I'm glad I live in the country

Lol really? It would be amazing if Airbnb would release some insurance statistics set again the colour/ethnicity of the renter.

Quick rundown on the pic pls

its based uncle ted you fucking zoomer

What the fuck
I'm so happy to be a farmer right now.

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I fucking hate this. Medical school interviews are similar. I can't be myself in this society.

what do you farm? likes?

Apples

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>Cyberpunk but without trenchcoats, giant megacities and holowaifus
somebody get me a fast ticket out of this timeline

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haha
those retards ate up the AI meme

you are better not working for those retards OP

>he thinks farmers won't get absolutely buttfucked with automation and robots in the following years

Ah yes you are supposed to know every American lunatic by low quality photos, of course