Why are women so soft and cuddly?

Why are women so soft and cuddly?

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for chads comfort

>for Tyrone's comfort
ftfy

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The non meme answer is that higher estrogen levels increase fat retention, so women on the chubbier side with big hips are ideal for birthing children.

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they use lotion

Literally made to please and help you.

>t. Mr Shekelberg

she would look much better if someone cut her head off haha

Why yes

cuz they wax and eat hot chip

>>for Tyrone's comfort
>ftfy

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>Why are women so soft and cuddly?
how could i even know how they feel like?

Why do I hate women and want them to suffer?

ni hao

I forgot how soft women are

they’re unironically built for sex

Do you hate small animals and children too?

All living things with a vagina.

what about that asshole vagina that birds and lizards have

Ambivalent towards lizards, all birds should die.

>soft and cuddly?
the girl who ballbusts me every week is not like that at all.

I haven’t had sex in over two years and its starting to feel like some abstract thing again, I have a longing for sex and intimacy. I can’t imagine how virgins feel

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Same boat. Gonna be two years in January.
Fuck this pandemic shit. I was already having a dry spell and now it's borderline impossible

Same but i feel the exact same way i felt after 2 days of no sex

It's called mental illness. Seriously, get some fucking hobbies and stop putting women on a pedestal.

Whats your opinion on mammaries?

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Maybe something happened, user. Bad memories, feelings of isolation after being shunned. There’s hope though.
You’re willingness to question yourself shows a capacity to challenge yourself and grow as a person and I want you to know I believe in you

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>footfag
>had sex

I saw a girl in Michael’s a few weeks ago wearing a summer dress with no bra. Her boobies were bouncing around like Anya Taylor-Joys. Almost coomed right then and there

gf is an a-cup and thats fine with me