Hey you, pitch us a movie idea with us as the main characters

>hey you, pitch us a movie idea with us as the main characters

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you two suck each other's cocks

Blood Diamond 2

Based

You play the actors Henry Cavill and Dwayne Johnson. You're in the middle of filming a body swap comedy when you get irl bodyswapped. Written by Charlie Kauffman.

A film where the Rock shits his shorts in public so Henry Cavil has to go and buy him some new ones but he doesnt know the exact size and ends up pissing all over them. The climax of the film is an uninterrupted long take of toilet stall doors whilst the two stars take their time having a shit inside whilst reading a newspaper

Gay brothers (they're not into each other) who are also cops. It's a serious drama. The rock is the police chief. Cavill as a fast growing beat cop about to get promoted but shoots a druggie kid executioner style that was caught clear as day on film. The investigation quickly finds out the kid he shot was his lover. Chaos ensues until the 3rd act.

Stoner buddy cop film in a tropical setting
Half 21 Jump Street, half Apocalyspe Now

Cavill as a former A-list but falling down to B-list actor, The Rock as his PA/best friend. Set in 1970s Hollywood

The exact plot and staging as Saving Private Ryan but only casting Dwayne and Henry, with no special effects. The two have to jog between places, hurriedly act out a characters actions and/or lines, then sprint to the next cue. Theres no soundtrack either so whoever isnt currently speaking (one or both) has to hum it loud enough for the mics to pick up

the two of you are sitting in a bar holding a glass. one of you holds it with two fingers while the other is struggling to get a grip with the whole hand.

A dark fantasy movie about a group of mercenaries on a quest to slay a dragon and its servants, they play the leaders of this mercenary group. Think fantasy expendables, just a dumb fun action movie.

Gay blacked

spy vs spy but cavil is in blackface

no

Brokeback Mountain: Electric Dildo Boogaloo

each of you wake up one day with a wiped memory: you can't recall anything and know no ones names, including yours. a hilarious thriller ensues as you go about life being told what to do by your assistants and googling everyone you meet/everywhere you go. you often, if not exclusively speak to people using lines from your previous films.

biopic of nelson mandelas time on robben island in real time. the rock is madiba and cavill is his jailer. they don't speak.

It's a White Stripes biopic

Buddy cop film about two closeted homos trying to make it in Hollywood but failing due to total lack of charisma.

BRAVO NOLAN

Grumpy Old Men reboot called Grumpy Chad Men

>Jack single barrel
nice

superman vs black adam lol and villain team-up against Tom in next Mission Impossible

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No thanks. I want real actors for my movie.

Superman is a drug addict ala travolta in pulp fiction. Heroin. The rock is his dealer. They’re out to kill a rival dealer cause he od’d the rock’s gf (wasn’t totally his fault).

Dwayne Johnson is a washed up Native Hawaiian NFL player who lost his contract after getting injured in his first game. He ekes out a meagre living as a janitor in a Hawaiian resort for the rich and famous while constantly reminiscing on his brief flash of glory a couple decades ago. Henry Cavill is an alcoholic English nobleman trying to drink himself to death on a Hawaiian after his most recent divorce.

The pair develop an unlikely bond over their life disappointments and become fast friends, figuring out a way for both to move forward with their lives.

On a Hawaiian beach^

The rock plays a dolphin scientist he can use his skill of telepathy to communicate with dolphins, BUT he uses his gift to hunt them. Henry cavill plays the rocks wife who is also the 5th incarnation of the buddah he is also a cat. It's also a silent movie shot completely on dry land.

Why do they drink Jack Daniels when Lagavulin exists?

>Rock Hard
Earths' space colon ization runs afoul when a large contingent of brawly Space Marines led by the Rock is swept away on a large asteroid they meant to research, given the rock send out mixed signals on what it is. Chadvills character leads a band of Space Commandos to catch up to and retrieve the Marines rapidly. It appears The Rock is send towards a black hole, although the black hole too is one of those as of yet unclassified mysteries of the heavens'.