So fat he needs anti-gravity devices to move

>I'm genuinely curious what the mentality of a regular Zig Forums poster is
A perpetual state of moderate irritation, no doubt directly linked to one's personal incompetence.

The Baron literally was 600lbs. Herbert wrote he weighs 300 standard kilos.

I wonder how it feels to be constantly upset at everything and anyone, to not find any joy other than occasional schadenfreude.

>Villanova's Dune
>book accurate
user...

Do people that weight need anti-gravity to be able to walk though? Evel 600 lbs people can walk. Just a missed opportunity to make the film at least look more interesting.

They find joy outside of this place but it's an addicting state to be in, and as you know, misery loves company. In the end it's all just a form of procrastination if fairly liberating, even in the short term.

>>so fat he needs anti-gravity devices to move
I thought he used anti-grav so he could have the mobility of a young man, not because he was physically incapable of moving

Take these 2 for example:
How do you end up bitching that a fat character is not precisely fat enough? That he's only 250 kilos and not 300 in an adaptation? I doubt there's any joy for someone like this anywhere, I know a fa/tg/uy that is exactly like this, bitches about the most inconsequential shit imaginable and there's no fucking joy anywhere for him.

Have sex

he's supposed to be inhumanly fat. Now he's just someone you can find if you go to the shop. Could have had something unique.

Nooooo, just consume my corporate overlord’s premedicated slop! No free will, no individual thought. Shutup, shut up, shut up!

That's simply a form of mainstream rhetoric on Zig Forums. Comparatively, you are like an alternative thinker, i.e. non-mainstream.

>seething

>600 lbs
So this fat

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>Evel 600 lbs people can walk
not really, it takes extreme effort for most of them and they can last only about half a minute before exhaustion.

I know, fuck me right? Who the fuck am I to want fidelity in an adaptation? I must be the biggest piece of shit in the world for not gobbling up whatever slop the nearest megacorp deigns to throw in my direction.

sounds like the kind of people who'd need anti-gravity to move

I suppose so. And like any non-mainstream voice, I get drowned by the hivemind that desperately pretends it's not a hivemind.

There was a point I think, but it's so long ago I may be misremembering, this place used to be contrarian naturally, not artifically, i.e. contrarianism was a result and not a purpose.

I just started reading it. Hubert wrote that Baron weights 200 kilos but because of his gear his legs carry at most 50 of them.

If you lower your expectations you can't be disappointed. At least that's the case for me. I treat the format as a plaything that I can discard at any time.

The real question is if he is going to be a manic lunatic in the new rendition of Dune like he was in the original movie of 1984. Some of the best scenes in that movie happened when the baron was the focus.

youtube.com/watch?v=30WjxhLASCU

>"The worm is the wrong color and there aren't enough white people!"

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What in the fuck is this shit?

Nope, he's going to be "seductive"

If this entire centuries-spanning sci if epic is ruined for you because the fat character that dies in the first book isn’t fat enough I just don’t know what to tell you. You might be on the spectrum.

Looks cool. I was resistant esp to Aquaman as Duncan Idaho but I think its going to work.

Oof.

I just wanted a big fat man

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