I wish I had the balls to live like this guy

>heh what a retard ;^)
>proceeds to coom and consoom in his basement for the next 50 years

The cunt died realising he made a big mistake and that being around people is the way is meant to be lived

All I remember from this movie is Hal Halbrook as the lonely old man offering to be a father to the son he never had.

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Three people I hate most in this world; Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, Vince Vaughn.

Fuck this movie

>let me project the sappy hollywood adaptation I consoomed on a real person ;^)

Why do you hate Vince?

Got it you're just baiting

Pic related is objectively better.
The protagonist is less of a naive simpleton and you get to see witherspoon's tits and ass

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>live

user I.....

>i'm better than y'all consuming and cooming retards
>can't even smoke the meat
>thinks map awareness is just a meme
>literally eats unknown to him berries
>dies in agonizing pain with stomach trying to eat itself
>his notoriety leads to the deaths and injuries of similar retards
sure showed everyone how to "live"
thank god they removed the bus

I think he's a talentless , overrated prick.
Same reason I dislike Penn.

>"but vince is based and redpilled"
cry moar fgt

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I'm not American,you seem upset

It depends on the country too. If you tried this in most of the USA or parts of the uk or certain parts of europe/ russia, you'd probably fall victim to other humans more than anything in the wild. (Stabbers/ robbers/ killers/ rapers psycho killers etc)

Norway, Canada, Denmark, Austria, Swizterland are probably handful of countries I'd do something like this in.

>Sweden would've been one of the best countries if it was half a century ago

Obviously I can't elaborate on any of this. It's incredibly politically incorrect to point out certain groups of people exhibit criminal behaviour.

What about Reese withoutherspoon though?

>being around people is the way is meant to be lived

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Why you on Zig Forums then?

Holy shit, someone who has seen the movie. I swear 99% of people have collective amnesia about the ending. Also, the movie makes Chris look like an inconsiderate autist throughout, but it's such a magnetic performance that people convince themselves he's a folk hero.

reese sex scene is great in this. she has perky cute tiddies.

to accumulate dank memes without human interaction

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>Sweden would've been one of the best countries if it was half a century ago

As long as you stay in the north it's fine. Don't know why you'd be hiking in the cities.

Did you really think this was funny?

>people convince themselves he's a folk hero
You do know that they had this concession before the movie was released.

This is human interaction

Dude she was 17.

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>without human interaction
But you're interacting. Why are you replying

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Well look on the bright side, you don't have the balls to die like that guy.

Is he the Eric Bana of our generation?

I don't even exist, you're having another episode.

>starves to death over several weeks because he ate a poisonous potato that paralyzed him

Yeah naah, as someone whose actually done SERE i'd rather not have to spend my whole day trying not to die.

bros...

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Yeah 17 is a bit old. Knock 5 years off her and then we can tango.

Be honest, most people learned about him from the movie.

hi jodie

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You sound like a giant pussy

25 more years than McCandless did.

Is there a more boring film?

Your a non human

I’m on a potent anti convulsant

We're here to chew gum and eat pussy and we're all out of gum.

i hate that roastie flicks have useless sex scenes even in non sex flicks

>live
user, I...