What kind of burger do you get at the theater?

What kind of burger do you get at the theater?

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>being so fat you can't go two hours without stuffing your face
holy cringe

that meal plus the beer must've cost over 9000 bucks

if you are going to a theater that makes food like that, most people would wait to eat for the day and make that meal their meal for the day. you DO know normal people right?

Holy shit ur at the VIP theatre in Abbotsford

looks like Turdchester to me

I always order one of these.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like ths.

Nice tray man.. what are you, a two year old.
Get real, grow up

i worked on of these stupid theaters, was the most rushed cluster fuck of a project i've ever been on

Do Americans really need to eat while watching a movie? Do you guys eat while doing everything?

Welcome to modernity

>not just bringing your own meal in

Do you really think some minimum wage teenager is gonna approach a 300+ lb grown ass man over some food?

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God I just want to shove three big macs up her ass and have her shit them out in my mouth =

How do you get your food? Beforehand or do they cause endless distractions by serving everyone at their seat?

lawl your humor is 15 years old and boring

.. now that I think about it. We really do eat for everything.
Every outing calls for mandatory food. All of them, even going to the gym. I even gained weight at the gym, put on 5 pounds from eating their vitamin shakes.

This country has food for every occasion. I was critical of it once upon a time but I guess it's just.. I don't know. Normal.

>put on 5 pounds from eating their vitamin shake

do you know what gains are?

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ruined a perfectly good burger

elliptical

Yeah, weight gains from their "healthy" shakes.
Pro-tip: If it tastes too good to be true.. it is too good to be true.

>eating healthy shouldn't feel good

spot the american

what movie is that?

At the Alamo Drafthouse you have a pen and paper and when you want something you put up an order card. You have a waiter that runs your card at the beginning. Half hour before the end of the show you get the bill.

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man I haven't been to a ddrafthouse in years

>mfw you get taste her braps that were unleashed onto that patty bun

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None because I'm not american.

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not that guy but sounds like cope desu

It doesn't feel good. That's a fact.
You can grow accustomed to grass juice and like it, it doesn't mean it's considered good in the general consensus.

The hard truth is, if it taste like shit it's low in fat. No other way around it. If it tastes good, you're being lied to when they say it's low calorie.

>eating at the theater
>not going out somewhere to eat afterwards to discuss the movie

You sound like you'd cry after being forced to eat a brussels sprout

that's what the bar "was" for

choosing when to eat is cope? top kekerino

Are you some yuppie in a tv commercial. You've been watching too many movies and sitcoms where they do this kind of shit.

Nobody does that IRL.

lawl, becky.
>you have to spend MORE money on me tonight, ok, simperino.

based
yes they do
I do it with my male friends

>I do it with my male friends
based. do you suck each other off afterwards too?

no

bacon and cheddar, well done. if it's not well done, I send it back.

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Ever tried Flix Brewhouse?

no I only go to Chuck's

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