Why is there a Car Pope in Car Universe, and what religion does he represent?

Why is there a Car Pope in Car Universe, and what religion does he represent?

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Caristianity

Cartholicism

the jews who infested disney

The Car Pope was instrumental in helping the Lada Soviet Union collapse, ending the spread of carmmunism

does a pope shit in the woods

Does that mean that there was a Car Jesus, who was crucified?

Take your meds

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Isn’t Jesus Chrysler mentioned at some point

He got scrapped for our sins, but got renovated on the 3rd day.

Let’s get this over with

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Anything after the Second Vaticar Council is garbage

isn't this technically gay, and therefore sinful in the eyes of the cartholic pope?

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OMG DID YOU KNOW THE POPE EXISTS IN THE CARS UNIVERSE! BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT HUH

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>hit brakes too hard
>gastric fluids in your mouth

I know this is a shit post but do people with autism not understand needless exposition destroys and sense of immersion or mystery? Why do they want everything explained all the time?

imagine how gruesome Cars™ universe accidents must be. There would be 100 pounds of scattered brain matter, corneas the size of trashcan lids, and vehicle feces everywhere.

Honestly cars wouldn't need massive eyes considering they have lights, they'd have no evolutionary incentive to do so. Cars in colder climates however might develop a healthy fur.

Are you sure you’re not the one with autism here?

it's the opposite, autismos understand, regular people are the reason why there's twenty thousand "Movie title: Ending Explained!" videos on youtube

It's not a generic pejorative user, being obsessed over trivial details is autism

so that means the Cars pope had an assassination attempt

Cars 2 is kino

Carthars

yeah they shot him with a car beretta

Jesus Chrysler

>At Steve Purcell's spotlight panel at Comic-Con 2008 he showed this interesting drawing he had done while working on Cars:

>His theory was that there was this island with these cavemen on it, and basically a car would go there and pick one out. The caveman would plug their spines into the inside of the car and work as part of the brain (you can see the actual brain on top of the caveman's head). And that's how the car can move around, because a caveman is in there attached to the brain and manually turning the wheel.

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Is the pope a Chrysler?

imagine still believing in a car god when car scientists exists

Could be a Chrysler Valiant

>and what religion does he represent?

Chrysler