How come Jesse and The Walt never had sex or even kissed once?

How come Jesse and The Walt never had sex or even kissed once?

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Go stick to fanfiction.

Jesus christ this is why i fucking hate homos. Why the fuck do they have to project their faggotry into everything. This is just like the people who claim LOTR is gay. Same shit

*kisses user*

because they are businessmen and not fags

Because Walt is a cuck who thinks letting his wife cheat on him while not cheating himself gives him moral highground.

They had no chemistry

Nice

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Win

Jesse hit the walt

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yeah it was super unrealistic, but it was made during a far more sexist time. no two guys hang out that much without playing with their dicks and giving each other a couple brojobs. which is why i wish LOTR was remade because Frodo and Sam are OBVIOUSLY fucking lovers.

yeah thats what happens when you have people in their mid 40s playing 25 year olds. Skinny Pete is supposed to be 27 and the actor is 50.

Do you try and kiss every male friend you have? Or I suppose you don't have any.

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i get your point but then why didn't skinny pete crack? he looks as good as ever, badger too
poor aaron

You are a legit autist if you didn't see the sexual tension between Jesse and The Walt and it's not even bout them being partners. Hank and Gomie were partners as were Mike and sexy ass Pollos but i didn't see any sexual tension there because the writers and more importantly at least as implicities go the actors didn't potray it to be percieved that way.

But with these 2, god you could cut the rampant homolust with a paper sheet but more importantly than that it trascended raw sexual attraction, there was trule love there. Vince Gilligan really dropped the ball not daring to pull the trigger on it.

Sure Breaking Bad is already remembered as one of the spearheads of the golden age of television and has cemented it's pleace in history as a great show. But with this last piece of the puzzle it could have gone beyond and positioned itself as a trascendental show.

LOTR actually is pretty gay, aragorn is fucking gorgeous and legolas too
frodo a cute as well

I agree, they looked basicaly the same and Aaron looked like he was his own dad kek

Only straight women do this shit

>You are a legit autist
No, i'm just not a homo who has deluded himself into thinking man-man sexual relations are somehow the norm.
Go the fuck outside and talk to actual people outside of your gay discord circlejerk for once.

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>Named 3 relationships singling out just 1
>Somehow im pretending it is the norm

Sweety they obviously wanted to marry each other.

Good bait. By the way, i stopped reading your post after the sexual tension part, sorry pal.

>As the two made their latest batch of Meth, neither could ignore the big ass elephant in the room. Walter White and Jesse Pinkman were in love with one another. There eyes locked. Forbidden lovers about to pounce.

>"Yo, Mr. White! I like love you and shit, bitch!" said Jesse. "As do I. Your ass and face are lust personified." replied Walter. Neither wasted anytime. They immediately began making out, really playing a fierce game of tonsil Hockey. Clothing was removed next and before long, Walt was plowing Jesse with his Ron Jeremy sized cock.

>"Ah!" moaned Jesse in ecstasy. "Make me your bitch! Give this slut what he wants!" "Damn!" thought Walter - "His butthole is a lot wetter than Skylar's!" Finally the time came Walt sprayed Jesse with White mayo. "That taste good dear!" cried Jesse. "I fucking love you too." Walt retorted.

>As Jesse laid in bed that night, he could not stop thinking about his one true love and how happy he was now. "Fuck Jane." thought Jesse. "Walter White is the only love I need." "Jesse White... Ha, ha!" chuckled Pinkman. "...Maybe someday..."

>Meanwhile at the White household, the White's are about to eat dinner. As Flynn and Holly wait at the table, Walt and Skylar are getting the food ready while Skylar is being a bitch. "Ted was really good at fucking me today." teases Skylar. Walt says nothing, he continues to get the food ready. As Walt is exiting the kitchen, he says one last thing to Skylar.

>"I fucked Jesse."

>Walt continues to the table to eat with his son and daughter. Skylar stood in the kitchen, shocked at this blow. "Fuck you." thought Walter. "I've got a new lover, and he likes being the bitch!"

>Created by Vince Gilligan

based

on the off chance you aren't baiting, what you're perceiving as homolust is a mentor sort of relationship, Walt even feels a sort of paternal responsibility for him after a while, and Jesse kind of wants Walt's respect

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No audience for it: straight men like girl on girl, alot of straight girls also like girl on girl, non gay men find man on man disgusting, and most girls find man on man disgusting also - the (conventionally attractive) female form is the typical symbol of beauty (which is why so many ugly women are so resentful and say imbecilic things like "health/beauty at any weight etc).

he wanted to fool around with Carmen though