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HARRY FUCKING POTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! DID YOU CAST ASTHMATICUS ON ALL THE BLACK STUDENTS?! THEY'RE ALL SAYING THEY CAN'T BREATHE! GOD DAMN IT YOU LITTLE SHIT THERE'S A BUNCH OF BLM PROTESTERS MAKING THEIR WAY TO HOGWARTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE OF THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED! HAND IN YOUR WAND, AND YOUR INVISIBILITY CLOAK! AND YOUR OTHER INVISIBILITY CLOAK!

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Yes yes, well done Harry, well done Harry. You've figured out my clever little riddle. There is indeed no royally supplied postal service in operation on the Sabbath. Vernon smirked at his family, assembled as they were in the drawing room, standing at attention as he delivered his usual Sunday pantomime performance.

However, it will be my Coffee Boy, young Dean Thomas here, who will be servicing me this morning. Crawl to me boy. Harry! The gingernuts! At this, Uncle Vernon pulled out his awful chode of a penis, and beckoned the Nubian youth forward. Harry couldn't tear his eyes away, watching that salivating boy's tight little mouth get closer and closer to the object of all his pains and joys. He didn't know if he was jealous, or relieved.

Suddenly, Vernon frisbee'd a saucer into the wall behind him, shocking him back to attention. ARE YOU DEAF BOY, BRING THE GINGERNUTS. I WILL NOT BE GIVEN SUCK WITH A MOUTH DEVOID OF TREATY BITS, IT JUST ISN'T DONE, WHY SUCH A THING IS UNHEARD OF, Vernon thundered calmly. Knowing how violent his Uncle could be, Harry sprinted into the Kitchen and emptied 3 family sized packets of gingernuts onto a plate, hoping this was enough for his Uncle's snack to go with his after breakfast coffee and Coffee Boy.

When he came back in, Dean was gagging away on Vernon's short, stubby schlong. It was clear it was hurting his jaw, but he soldiered on, tears running down his face. Harry regretted inviting his school chum over for the Hols, he felt he was getting rather left out.

Vernon immediately shoved a fist full of biscuits in his mouth and began lecturing his family. Now, he said, spraying biscuits over the back of Dean's head. Now Diddums, why is it best to choose a boy of a Coffee heritage?

Dudley looked like he'd very much rather be somewhere else. He stammered, not wanting to say the answer he knew his father wanted. ANSWER ME DIDDY POO, I'LL HAVE MORE RESPECT FROM YOU BY THE END OF TODAY OR SO HELP ME.

Th-their pillowy lips, father, he said, before he burst out crying. PRECISELY, chuckled Vernon. You white boys have skinny, thin lips, I'd basically be feeling your teeth rub up against me.

Then his moaning began to increase in intensity, Ooooooh oh yes he said, there's a shot of cum for such a precise use of your tongue, ooooh my yes and there's another for the best pair of fondled balls this house has seen in decades (At this Petunia begins crying), and ooooh oh yes oh yes my there's a shot for pure lust and outstanding eagerness.

You may leave, crawl boy, crawl. The boy crawled away past Harry, face dripping with his uncles cum, sour from endless gingernuts and lashings of roast beef.

And Harry, don't think I've forgotten you. Said Vernon, getting up and walking over to his nephew. It takes a great deal to stand up on your own, but a great deal more to stand up in front of your Uncle.

At this he fondled the tent in Harry's pants. If you come see my after my nap, I may have a weaky for you, if you really work for it. Sorry lad, it's going to be a dribbler. I'm not as young as I used to be.

>Don't worry professor I've got a plan!
>First we'll take a bunch of expensive muggle electronics like TVs, speakers and phones.
>Then, you'll enchant all of them into portkeys to the farthest reaches of Africa
>Finally, we'll leave them all around the castle grounds, and when the BLM protesters come to culturally enrich us, they'll all start grabbing the portkeys and get sent away!

this is extremely disturbing to read
10/10

Fucking kek

„No!“

I support their rights to lick my fucking boots

I hate that Dobby was still in rags.

>"Yes well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER-"
>The great hall was silent. Slytherin House knew what was coming. Professor McGonagall whispered to Dumbledore,
>"Albus, please, not this again. You're going to crush their little spirits. Just let them have this."
>Dumbledore wrenched his head to glare into McGonagall's eyes, his face contorted with rage.
>"Who do you think you are, McGonagall? Who is Headmaster of Hogwarts!?"
>Dumbledore sent her to the floor with an audible backhand. The entire hall gasped in shock.
>"I AM HEADMASTER, NOT YOU! MY WHIM IS LAW!"
>Professor Snape stood up from his chair and slowly approached Dumbledore.
>"Well well, look at this! I guess Hogwart's resident cuckold actually does have a pair of balls! Not anymore though - SECTUMSEMPRA!"
>Snape's scrotum was severed from his body, and he collapsed onto the floor screaming in pain. Dumbledore turned to the other professors, who had begun to stand up and take out their wands.
>"AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDABRA! AVADA KEBADRA!" Dumbledore launched curse after curse at them, killing them all.
>"I AM THE GOD OF MAGIC! BOW BEFORE ME!"
>The students screamed in horror, toppling over chairs and trampling one another, desperately prying at the doors to escape Dumbledore's wrath.
>"BOMBARDA!" Groups of students were blown to pieces. Body parts and blood splattered everywhere.
>"I WILL ASCEND INTO HEAVEN, I WILL EXALT MY THRONE ABOVE THE STARS OF GOD!" Throngs of horrified students fled for their lives throughout the halls of Hogwarts.
>"I AM GOD!" He roared calmly, unleashing an enormous fiendfyre curse that filled every corridor, incinerating everyone who managed to stretch their legs out of the great hall.
>"I AM GOOOOOOOOO-"
>All of Hogwarts was suddenly shaken by a tremendous force from within. Suddenly the entire castle exploded into an enormous inferno. The only thing left of Hogwarts was the hateful voice of Dumbledore, echoing across the forests and mountains, "I AM GOOOOOOOD..."

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>Putin is a free elf!

Could honestly see Dumbledore doing this, he was a bastard desu

>who managed to stretch their legs out of the great hall
kek

I heard a rumor that Dumbledore was a confederate in the US civil war.

>Yes yes, well done Slytherin well done Slytherin
>Draco and his friends sit silently waiting for the however
>but it never comes
>long minutes pass
>finally, thinking he is safe, Malfoy takes a bite of his dinner
>slowly the other Slytherins join in
>Even Snape, shaking as he does, manages a bite of pumpkin pastie
>soon the hall is loud with cheeky banter again
>finally the feast ends
>the students begin to stretch their legs back to their common rooms
>HOWEVER
>the slytherins pause in their tracks
>harry's wand begins to chub up in anticipation
>Now members of Slytherin, you were all magically weighed when you sat down to eat this feast Dumbledore said
>You SNAKE FUCKS don't deserve any food, so you will be weighed magically by your bed. Any gained weight will be penalised, 10 points per lb.
>If I was you, I'd get to the Bathroom
>HOWEVER, as you know, being out of bed past 10 is a serious offence, and if I were you, I wouldn't do that. Mr Filch and myself will be patrolling your dorm tonight, making sure none of you break this rule
>So, get to it. You have 2 hours.
>You too Severus

he said calmly

Who's the kino member?

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me on the far left

>Ginny is the only girl not wearing a skirt
I love her

I love how slightly awkward they all are there lmao

Holy shit, Dean's as tall as the twins.

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