User I thought we were gonna watch Netflix

>user I thought we were gonna watch Netflix
>let me just connect the hdmi cable so I play the yify rip with vlc

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>vlc
I would be cringing too. Fucking disgusting.

Use Plex, they don't know the difference.

>netlfix? no, babe, we are going to watch ken burn's the civil war. i have the box set.

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netflix doesn't have movies anymore, just zoomer crap and woke stuff no one watches

plug that hdmi into the side of the telly and you are good to go or use a dongle like chromecast

you got this bros

>chill babe let me boot up WMP

>There's a USB stick with some pirated movies on it plugged into the back of my smart tv, all I have to do is click the USB button on the main menu when she isn't looking

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good idea. pre load movies onto a usb dongle and plug it into the usb port on the side of the telly and you're good to go

>hey babe can you turn on subtitles thanks

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>no

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Do I even have a chance if I don't have all Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, HBO MAX and a BLACKED subscription?

Do you guys actually fear a women reacting like this? They just want to watch a movie man. They don't give a fuck about how. Its like fearing women won't want to fuck you because you don't have an iphone.

I'm scared because I don't know if you're actually supposed to watch netflix garbage when you're with a chick. If you watch something good then won't it get in the way of fucking her?

there are women who assume you are trash because you don't have blue iphone bubbles. depends on the person. it's just a meme bro.

You just need Bittorrent and Jellyfin.

Women don't watch movies, dude. They're there solely to get fucked. You'd have a hard time getting a girl to pay attention to anything that isn't a crime documentary.

literally the way I watch all my kinos

based

>Enjoy a romantic kino together
>Fuck her after

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Does that work?

I never tried

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first time i stayed over at my girlfriends house when I was in high school she was the one who wiped out the hdmi cable and shit rip v based

i dont get this meme, why isnt your computer permanently plugged into your tv, why are you having to pull out a hdmi cord every time some whore is over?

>she
>whipped out the hdmi
That's a man baby

What's wrong with VLC? It's the WIndows XP of media players - simple and reliable
Absolutely based.

>watch movie with retards that talk
>audio quality isnt the best anyways since it's a shitty 4gb rip or whatever
>if I turn on subtitles I'm the bad guy
I'LL NEVER KNOW MYSELF CAUSE I FEEL NUMB

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My dad goes ballistic if I turn subtitles on, even if it's just the news

>I thought we were gonna watch something fun user.
>We are going to watch Master and Commander, masterpiece.

Mine are always on. That's because I'm half deaf though

I thought women can't both read and watch a movie

The last tiner girl I had round I put Film4 on and we watched the new Hitman film. Halfway through she said "ok, I'm gonna go," and she left.

More fool her, she didn't even get to see the helicopter crash scene.