Witcher

Admit it. It was kino

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Never watched it, not going to either.

Cavill looks like a bad cosplayer and all the women are ugly mutts. No thanks.

I'll admit I watched it.

imagine if cavill pinned you to the floor and you were powerless to stop him and he just asks if you want to play some games haha

yeah the first episode was pretty good

>play games with cavill
>he starts getting pissed off and says you’re shit
>never plays with you ever again
NOOOOOO

Yen's titties were kino

>ywn play total war with Henry
feels bad man

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Episode one was reasonably kino. There were some rare kino scenes later too. But overall, it isn't kino, and it's not a good adaptation of the books.

It was enjoyable and Cavill was alright, but gamefags and bookfags are always assblasted about muh source material.
Come on people, it's just a shitty cheap ass fantasy by a slav alcoholic nobody.

If you mean kino=pure shit, you're right.

>it's just a shitty cheap ass fantasy by a slav alcoholic nobody.
It's not. It's an Americanized adaptation of that cheap ass fantasy, made by Americans.

me neither

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>it's just a shitty cheap ass fantasy by a slav alcoholic nobody.
Why? Not enough tax policy in them for you?

I've been saying that since I saw it.
Comfy af and some nice bodies of work

Zig Forums as a whole would be exponentially improved if everyone from Zig Forums was permabanned

post the gif you faggot OP.

>kill best girl in first episode
why did they do this?

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What a waste of a first post. I've never seen tranny porn, but you don't see me going around bragging about that

thought it was fine, I wasn't going into it expecting a masterpiece, it's just a dumb fantasy show.

Cavill was great, shame about the others though...

They didn't read the books.

I don't even remember watching it.

In order of Kino

>Witcher 3 PS4 game
>Witcher books (although the ending was a bit rushed and not totally satisfying)
>Witcher TV show

nobody did.

Except millions of people.

I don't watch white erasure propaganda

Nobody on this entire site is "from Zig Forums" or "from Zig Forums" or from anywhere else. This is not reddit, and you need to go back until you are ready to unfuck your brain

Based user

>PS4
hello? cringe department?

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Cringe chud post

I like r huge boobs

the story falls apart in the second half of the saga and author is clearly bored with geralt trying to write about arthuriana instead

dont pretend you like niggers, none believes you

It was always based on the Arthurian legend. You just didn't notice it.
Ciri is literally the Holy Grail that everyone wants to use and own.

telling someone to fuck off back to Zig Forums is a perfectly normal response when they come in here crying about real people in a tv show not looking the same as their videogame waifus.

>people

>Ciri is literally the Holy Grail that everyone wants to use and own.
nah bullshit. that one trait doesnt make a thing arthuriana, stuffing it wiith shit like king fisherman does.

absolutely terrible pacing and plot development. Seriously reminiscent of anime in how bad the pacing was. I watched three episodes.

What annoyed me in no particular order: Muttoid spastic girl is taken away by witches for some reason. Cue the next scene. Apparently some time has passed (although there was no indication of this happening) because the spastic now has a new and completely different arrogant attitude which is quite jarring compared to how she was 2 minutes ago.
Later the witcher defeats some satyrs or elves or some shit. The bard then writes a good sounding tbf song about the incident. However this song is not an exaggerated tale of the events, as a bard might write, but instead bears no relation to anything that happened in the episode. Utterly bizarre.