Pitch this to me.
Pitch this to me
Eli Jones
Gabriel Miller
Chip and Dip: I Was Raised In A Whorehouse
Eli Nguyen
everything in life is salesmanship
i have a stem phd and i flunked so many interviews
Owen Davis
the cure for the common chip
Jordan Gray
ya got ya chips
ya got ya dip
beauootiful
Jaxon Cook
Robert Lee
I know plenty of retards who have PHDs at my work, just because you decide to grind out 5 extra years of school doesn't make you smarter
Evan Cooper
Why did everyone act like Pete was crazy with this? Was it because wives are supposed to return things?
Nathan Hill
It's dipped.
Benjamin Clark
i was kicked out of Crate&Barrell when i asked for a Goatse plate baka
Jackson Mitchell
yes
Josiah Morgan
kek
Zachary Gonzalez
Eat Chips by the Dipful
Christian Martin
Cold lettuce shocks your butt cheeks as the tomato rubs your prostate. Yours for the low price of 29.95
Owen Foster
It was the only... salty thing in my life.
Camden Taylor
He traded it in for a toy gun to impress his colleagues. How childish.
Wyatt Stewart
He wasn't crazy. He just had to keep explaining it to people.
The real problem was trading it in for a shitty rifle instead of something Trudy might have made use of.
Carter Clark
>The closest I ever got to feeling wanted was from a young prostitute who took me under her wing. She would have me rifle through the John's pockets as they screwed. If I found more than a quarter she would buy me a chip and dip.
>I would take it to my room. Alone. And look at it with great ceremony, feeling like I was entertaining guests
>*starts choking up*
>I had so many fucking chip and dips
Brody Ortiz
kek
Anthony Williams
>Don picks up a chip and lock eyes with Pete
>Don makes a VrrrOooossSssh sound while pretending the chip is an airplane
>"Eh...uh...this is American Airlines, this is your uh Captain uh speaking looks like there is some turbul--"
>"...Oh No, we're gonna crash! :-D ;-) xD"
>Don nose dives the tortilla airplane into the bowl of Guac
>"BOOOOOOOOMha-hahahaa" Don says eloquently as he concludes his pitch
>The clients sit in awe. Pete leaves in tears
>Duck scans the room, smiles, and says, "Good luck at your next meeting"
Adrian Myers
why did he do it?
Jordan Hall
John Flores
kek
Luke Gutierrez
>going into debt to go to school makes me smart
lol?
Colton Butler
Sebastian Russell
>Family... friends... community... we all come together over some chips and dip. Nothing bonds us more than sharing a snack. Chip n' dip... Yes... I'll take 2!
Just about the only nude leak that didn't disappoint.
Grayson Cook
nah she looked like shit
Ryan Powell
She should have done nudes during the very early days of Community
Owen Turner
Holy kek
Nathan Gonzalez
Where did he say anything about being smart? Sounds like the mention of a phd flared up some insecurities.
Charles Thompson
Mason Adams
>Where did he say anything about being smart? Sounds like the mention of a phd flared up some insecurities.
Elijah Miller
kek