When I was younger, my uncle Rick took me to the batting cages every two weeks or so...

>When I was younger, my uncle Rick took me to the batting cages every two weeks or so. I feel like I'm in the batting cages now, but someone's locked me in the cage and taken my bat. The only question left is, do I catch the balls, or do I dodge them?

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>they say heroes don’t run away, I guess I must be one then because I can’t run, I’m a fucking paraplegic

>The end is coming, Ray. It's coming towards us, like a speeding truck on the highway. I'm facing it in a Mini Cooper - and I don't even have a goddamn driver's license.

>They say a man with a gun is twice the man he ever was. But I'm out of bullets and there's just one face in the mirror.

What the fuck is this meme

>There's two kinds of people in this world, Ray. People who fuck, and people who get fucked. And right now, I'm all out of astroglide.

>They say the early bird catches the worm, but guess what Ray? I'm the sole owl in town and I've only ever eaten raw pork. Caspere knew this.

>When I was younger, my uncle Rick invited me into the garage to look at a new experiment of his. It turns out, he has turned himself into a pickle. He was Pickle Rick. The funny thing is, he had done this to escape an evening in family counseling, but his plan backfired and he ended up fighting for his life. I guess you could say...he got himself into quite...the pickle.

Newfaggot LEAVE

I'm not sure I can think of another male actor I hate more than Vince Vaughn.

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> That's the thing Ray, it's all just one big race to the bottom. I'm just trying to keep my head above the water while these sharks swim around me.

> Its funny Ray, 20 years ago me and you would've been just two regular guys sitting at a bar. Things have changed, now we're True Detectives.

is season 2 worth watching?
does it have the same quality as s1?

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It's worth a watch but it doesn't hold a candle to S1.
Some weirdos like it more than S1, it's got it's moments.
Too rushed.

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only worth it for Rayposting and McAssams

Nowhere near as good as Season 1, but still a good watch overall. Even outside of the memes I really liked Vince Vaughns character.

basedfag spotted

>is season 2 worth watching?
yes

>does it have the same quality as s1?
well visually but as a whole no

>It's a doggy dog world, Ray. And this dog? He's gotta doggy. You knew this.

> its a dog eat dog world out there,Ray, and I'm the fucking Chinaman

>life is like a box of chocolates. But I'm a skittle and I'm pretty sure this is a shoe box

>I've always wondered Ray, who is Pete and why does anyone care about doing things for his sake?

Season 2 is certified kino and a verified pleb filter better than season 1. Up to you to decide if you want to take the risk of outing yourself as a pleb

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One of the most kino Zig Forums has ever produced.

>they say pull yourself up by the bootstraps, but ray, i'm wearing fucking nikes

>They always told me that scissors cuts paper, but I chose paper anyway. Now I own every rock from here to Las Vegas, and you can bet I've got them covered.

>they say don’t shit where you eat, thing is I’ve been living out of my car

>they say every dog has his day Ray, well today's the day, I'm the dog and it's night time

manlet seethe

this tbqhaf (to be quite honest and frank)

>He said scream if you want to go faster. But Ray, I'm a mute and we're not moving