God help me, I actually kinda like this movie

The song is good, the rest sucks.
And how the fuck did that boat get out of a LAKE and into New York harbor?

At least it does something new. Yeah, he spends way too much time on the boat, but the New York scenes are cool, he punches a guy's head off and the ending, while it doesn't make sense, is interesting. In contrast to the "better" F13 movies, what do you remember about Part 2, The New Beginning, Jason Lives, or the forgotten 2009 reboot?

>At least it does something new
>but the New York scenes are cool

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>what do you remember about Part 2, The New Beginning, Jason Lives, or the forgotten 2009 reboot?
Everything.

I like the story that Hodder tells of him standing there in time square in the Jason get up and there were people crowded around behind barriers looking on. He slowly turned his head and shot them a look and they all let out a big cheer. It's too bad Jason isnt still that popular, way she goes.

What point are you trying to make, Gomer?

Very convincing answer.

It's the most unoriginal, boring, and unnecessary F13th. All the other installments you referenced are very well regarded, unlike part VIII.

Just being honest.
Part VI is the best btw.

How is it worse in any way than Goes to Hell or X. Jesus christ.

Why is Jason going to New York City less original than slasher up campers in Crystal Lake for the umptieth time? At least it's a different setting. What was so original about the oughts reboot, which nobody ever talks about, unlike Jason Goes to Manhattan?

Part V had the best tits in it.

Both of those movies have far superior music throughout, better set design and aren't boring as fuck.
>At least it's a different setting
Barely. Thanks, Paramount for cheaping out.

Ome of the biggest disappoinments in my moviegoing experience. I was waiting for Jason to go berserk in NY for a good half of the movie, instead i got a bunch of faggots and whores on a boat...

But what was so original about the reboot? Jason Goes to Manhattan was 30 years ago and we're still talking about it, for better or worse. How many people even remember there was a Jason movie in the late 2000s?

Right? The way it was marketed, (remember the trailer? ) we had every reason to expect Jason to be rampaging through apartment buildings with an army of cops with little chance to stop him with maybe an appearance by the military, but no instead we got The Retard Boat with Captain Stupid, then finally we got the direct-to-video version of NYC and nothing approaching anything epic as was implied.

Jason X is way too canadian for my liking, all those toronto tv actors in there, it's total shit. Freddy vs. Jason has a similar problem but it's not as bad.

>But what was so original about the reboot?
It was good, which is highly unusual for a remake.

It was schlock to be sure, much like the entire franchise, yet
>David Cronenberg
>Interesting kills (smashing a face frozen by liquid nitrogen)
>Hot gun-toting android
>"We love premarital sex!"
>Mecha-Jason
A lot of people hate it, but it doesn't blur together with any other others. You always know you're watching Jason X.

Part 8 is a guilty pleasure of mine

Jason X works on a level that it's a comic book, a very good comic book. I want a sequel for it, truly, it doesn't even have to become serious again because it was a fun story.

I didn't like his unmasking but I did enjoy the part where he kicked the boombox
Though can Jason beat Maniac Cop? Maniac Cop can grab the chainsaw by the moving saw and not get his fingers cut off.

I dont mind the jason in space angle but I do mind it looking like a crappy canadian sci-fi show. It looks cheap and shitty to me, more than these movies usually do. I did like that one kill though, too bad there's so much digital shit in this movie as far as effects go but what can you do. At least they can show some stuff. And the cronenberg cameo was amusing enough.

>what do you remember about Part 2
The Final Girl from Part 1 dying in the opening moments of the movie. Imagine Laurie Strode dying in Halloween 2's opening. It was pretty shocking.
>The New Beginning
Ungodly amounts of tits. Miguel Nunez serenading his love interst from the outhouse whilst coping with the shits
>Jason Lives
Everything. It's the best movie in the whole series.

>or the forgotten 2009 reboot?
The opening 15 minutes being a self-contained "mini" Jason movie that sums up the whole series before the title credits even roll

The graveyard opening of Jason Lives was pretty sick, though it required Tommy Jarvis to act insanely stupid in shoving a lighting rod in an undead corpse's heart.

>The opening 15 minutes being a self-contained "mini" Jason movie that sums up the whole series before the title credits even roll
I love that.
>Everything. It's the best movie in the whole series.
Fully agree. The references to Frankenstein and old Hammer horror films also helps along with its self-awareness.

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