Giant spider

>giant spider
Where does he get so many amazing ideas?

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he has no filter or preciousness about his material and will just fart whatever onto the page

I suspect he was bullied pretty hard as a kid. Even his babysitters bullied him.

I've been chomping at the bit to ask him that one

>you will never have a fat nasty babysitter hold you down and BRAAAP in your face

No wonder I will never be as succesful

he's a famous cokehead, he just writes in a drug fueled frenzy

You would also need to be bullied by 50s greasers, that might be pretty tough right now

>all the bad guys die in a huge explosion at the end

King does it again

>It was aliens

Every. Time.

>amazing ideas?

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That upper lip deserves bullying.

>big dog
Kafkaesque.....

most are stolen from twilight zone episodes

Coke.

>it was a ghost
So poignant...

He is the J.K. Rowling of this generation.

For me, it's the underage orgy. Peak writing right there, Somerset Maugham ain't got shit on that.

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> And then the over-the-top bully was secretly gay and pee'd his pants in front of the main character, who is handsome and a writer, and everyone in maine clapped. The end.

>and the killer was a spider

What's the deal with Maine?

That's amazing dude, you should be a novelist.

He's from Maine

creepy sparsely populated place filled with hicks, but not as low IQ as the south

Where's that pasta about her being a gateway to Stephen King

>He's from Maine

Name ONE (1) Maine that he's from. Protip: you can't.

> so like people are scared of spiders and clowns am I right you numb cunts

Maine.
Check and mate.

He is a druggie

lmao source?

I hate his novels, but I like his short stories and Kubrick's the Shining is a masterpiece.

King is incapable of writing about anything that isn't directly tied to him, it's why everything he wrote in the past twenty years regarded car accidents.

>dude its not a spider its a dryder. big difference

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